how do you get a baby to stop crawling around in a circle?
nail its other hand to the floor
how many babies does it take to paint a house?
depends how hard you throw them
how do you get 10 babies into a bowl?
use a blender
how do you get them out?
potato chips
whats pink and red and sits in a corner?
a baby chewing on a razor blade
whats brown and green and sits in a corner?
the same baby two weeks later
what has four legs and an arm?
a happy pitbull in a playground
why did the baby cross the road?
it was stapled to the chicken
How do you make a dead baby float?
Two scoops of ice cream, one scoop of dead baby.
What's bright blue, pink, and sizzles?
A baby trying to breast feed from an electrical outlet.
