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Offline Suicidal Fish

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Secret Santa Ideas
« on: October 19, 2014, 02:17:02 am »
I have £5/$5

Ideas please.

I have so far a box of Chicken Manure from the Garden Centre
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Re: Secret Santa Ideas
« Reply #1 on: October 19, 2014, 02:25:41 am »
a bottle of dxm cough syrup for schploo

a starbucks gift certificate for lsd

a smokeless ashtray for bling

a dragon dildo for arnox

a corn dildo for vulture

a dead, eviscerated cat for mmmmmquestions

an atari 2600 'adventure' game cartridge for RisiR

a stuffed 'steve dallas' figure for infinityshock

a bag of premium cat food for equanimity (so her cats won't cannibalize her if she dies)

a set of razor blades and an 'exit bag' for hc45

(I have more, but I will list them later maybe)
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Re: Secret Santa Ideas
« Reply #2 on: October 19, 2014, 02:29:29 am »
Quote from: starvingniglet on October 19, 2014, 02:25:41 am
a bottle of dxm cough syrup for schploo

a starbucks gift certificate for lsd

a smokeless ashtray for bling

a dragon dildo for arnox

a corn dildo for vulture

a dead, eviscerated cat for mmmmmquestions

an atari 2600 'adventure' game cartridge for RisiR

a stuffed 'steve dallas' figure for infinityshock

a bag of premium cat food for equanimity (so her cats won't cannibalize her if she dies)

a set of razor blades and an 'exit bag' for hc45

(I have more, but I will list them later maybe)

Yeah I am not getting anything for them....Its a work thang.

But I do like the razor blades and exit bag idea, I wonder if they do a Suicide Pack.....
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Re: Secret Santa Ideas
« Reply #3 on: October 19, 2014, 02:30:09 am »
so....santa....isn't coming to sanctuary?  :'(
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Re: Secret Santa Ideas
« Reply #4 on: October 19, 2014, 02:32:18 am »
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Re: Secret Santa Ideas
« Reply #5 on: October 19, 2014, 02:33:20 am »
Get a little decorated box that has a lid.  Cut a hole in the back on the box.  Put your dick through the little hole.  Tell the person that you got the gift for to open the box.

I've been drinking tonight.
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Re: Secret Santa Ideas
« Reply #6 on: October 19, 2014, 02:35:02 am »
Quote from: SBTlauien on October 19, 2014, 02:33:20 am
Get a little decorated box that has a lid.  Cut a hole in the back on the box.  Put your dick through the little hole.  Tell the person that you got the gift for to open the box.

I've been drinking tonight.

You don't think they will notice that the box is on your lap, right over your dick, and that you are grinning uncontrollably and arching an eyebrow?
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Re: Secret Santa Ideas
« Reply #7 on: October 19, 2014, 03:52:13 am »
Mystery syringe- like a lottery ticket.
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