haha, I was being a spastic with quotes, should've expected most people wouldn't read all the way through it.
it's worth reading the Bill Schneier article I quoted though - police and FBI like to harp on about how encryption stifles investigation into serious crimes, but if you look at the actual statistics, only once in like 60 instances did they subpoena a crypto key in the investigation of a kidnapping or murder. in terms of serious crimes, where a lot of money is at stake such as paedo rings, bulk import/export of drugs or people etc., big players already have encryption options and are idiots if they're not using them.
also, doing a little extra reading, I was right about the reason Apple are doing it - they seem to be sick of being forced to take full responsibility for their users' data security. as it turns out, the celebrity photos dump was a result of them fucking up - there was a reported but unpatched bug in the "locate my iphone" service allowing a remote attacker to brute-force attack the password of an account without logging or rate-limiting them. once the password was detected, the attackers impersonated an i*device and requested a restore, which pulled device backups containing far more data than the standard iCloud sync.