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http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/films/news/jk-rowlings-harry-potter-spinoff-fantastic-beasts-to-be-at-least-a-trilogy-9798338.html

This is huge news people.  Yes, another example of Hollywood milking a franchise for all it has.  But you can't deny that all 8 movies were excellent, right?  And Rowling herself is writing the screenplay for at least the first movie.  If you're not excited for much more from the Harry Potter universe then you may want to have your heart checked out by a doctor for being too cold.

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Re: Fantastic Beasts (Harry Potter) likely going to be "at least" a trilogy!
« Reply #1 on: October 27, 2014, 01:56:29 am »
Harry Potter was great when I was 10. I remember hoping I'd get a letter to go to Hogwarts.

But now it's shit.

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Re: Fantastic Beasts (Harry Potter) likely going to be "at least" a trilogy!
« Reply #2 on: October 27, 2014, 03:09:33 am »
When will people understand that we need moar violence?

There needs to be more dark, bloody, gory final fantasy type stuff

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Re: Fantastic Beasts (Harry Potter) likely going to be "at least" a trilogy!
« Reply #3 on: October 27, 2014, 03:50:47 am »
They should make it a 18 and have Harry as a crack addict and the ginger one addicted to meth.

While the girl sleeps around.

And they have to fight there demons to come together to fight the ebola virus.
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Re: Fantastic Beasts (Harry Potter) likely going to be "at least" a trilogy!
« Reply #4 on: October 27, 2014, 03:57:06 am »
They should make it a 18 and have Harry as a crack addict and the ginger one addicted to meth.

While the girl sleeps around.

And they have to fight there demons to come together to fight the ebola virus.

What the fuck?

No :suspect:


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Re: Fantastic Beasts (Harry Potter) likely going to be "at least" a trilogy!
« Reply #5 on: October 27, 2014, 03:58:30 am »
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Re: Fantastic Beasts (Harry Potter) likely going to be "at least" a trilogy!
« Reply #6 on: October 27, 2014, 04:13:17 am »
They should make it a 18 and have Harry as a crack addict and the ginger one addicted to meth.

While the girl sleeps around.

And they have to fight there demons to come together to fight the ebola virus.

What the fuck?

No :suspect:

What the fuck?

Yes :suspect:
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Re: Fantastic Beasts (Harry Potter) likely going to be "at least" a trilogy!
« Reply #7 on: October 27, 2014, 04:15:47 am »
Please don't ruin my futile attempts at holding onto my long-passed childhood before they even start.  It's cruel :(


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Re: Fantastic Beasts (Harry Potter) likely going to be "at least" a trilogy!
« Reply #9 on: October 27, 2014, 04:57:19 am »
OH SHIT! Just realised it said "Fantastic Beasts" not "Fantastic Breasts". Damnit.
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Re: Fantastic Beasts (Harry Potter) likely going to be "at least" a trilogy!
« Reply #10 on: October 27, 2014, 05:06:00 am »
Please don't ruin my futile attempts at holding onto my long-passed childhood before they even start.  It's cruel :(

Harry stood over the lifeless body of Lord Voldemort, the still, broken creature that had once been Tom Riddle. The world around him seemed dull and muted, fading into the background. Slowly the scene of Hogwarts transformed into an old English schoolyard; his onlooking fans and supporters became strangers, children and teachers alike watching in horror. At his feet his cousin Dudley lay still, a small red blemish on the white buttoned shirt of his school uniform.

Harry stared at the slowly expanding spot of blood. Gazing down towards the sharpened stick in his hand, he whispered to himself.

"You're a wizard, Harry."

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Re: Fantastic Beasts (Harry Potter) likely going to be "at least" a trilogy!
« Reply #11 on: October 27, 2014, 05:16:35 am »
Please don't ruin my futile attempts at holding onto my long-passed childhood before they even start.  It's cruel :(

Harry stood over the lifeless body of Lord Voldemort, the still, broken creature that had once been Tom Riddle. The world around him seemed dull and muted, fading into the background. Slowly the scene of Hogwarts transformed into an old English schoolyard; his onlooking fans and supporters became strangers, children and teachers alike watching in horror. At his feet his cousin Dudley lay still, a small red blemish on the white buttoned shirt of his school uniform.

Harry stared at the slowly expanding spot of blood. Gazing down towards the sharpened stick in his hand, he whispered to himself.

"You're a wizard, Harry."
Wut?
My will, as it were.
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Re: Fantastic Beasts (Harry Potter) likely going to be "at least" a trilogy!
« Reply #12 on: October 27, 2014, 05:58:42 am »
Please don't ruin my futile attempts at holding onto my long-passed childhood before they even start.  It's cruel :(

Harry stood over the lifeless body of Lord Voldemort, the still, broken creature that had once been Tom Riddle. The world around him seemed dull and muted, fading into the background. Slowly the scene of Hogwarts transformed into an old English schoolyard; his onlooking fans and supporters became strangers, children and teachers alike watching in horror. At his feet his cousin Dudley lay still, a small red blemish on the white buttoned shirt of his school uniform.

Harry stared at the slowly expanding spot of blood. Gazing down towards the sharpened stick in his hand, he whispered to himself.

"You're a wizard, Harry."
Wut?

It is what he has wet dreams about I assume?
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Re: Fantastic Beasts (Harry Potter) likely going to be "at least" a trilogy!
« Reply #13 on: October 27, 2014, 06:25:53 am »
 Thats awesome. I loved those books as a kid. Especially since I was reading them in elementary school right around the time they exploded in popularity and all the overly christian folks got their hate on.. I even got a medal (not lying.. serious) for having the most Accelerated Reader points in my school, and a good 1/3 or 1/4th were the first (4) Harry Potter Books.. I finished the GOF in a week and it was like, idk.. 731 pages? something like that.. Never read those side books that added to the lore, but I'll definitely check out the movies.. It's a nice reprieve from the vulgar reality this site reminds me of on a regular basis..
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Re: Fantastic Beasts (Harry Potter) likely going to be "at least" a trilogy!
« Reply #14 on: October 27, 2014, 07:06:06 am »
Thats awesome. I loved those books as a kid. Especially since I was reading them in elementary school right around the time they exploded in popularity and all the overly christian folks got their hate on.. I even got a medal (not lying.. serious) for having the most Accelerated Reader points in my school, and a good 1/3 or 1/4th were the first (4) Harry Potter Books.. I finished the GOF in a week and it was like, idk.. 731 pages? something like that.. Never read those side books that added to the lore, but I'll definitely check out the movies.. It's a nice reprieve from the vulgar reality this site reminds me of on a regular basis..
I absolutely devoured the series. Proud to say I finished the whole thing in a week and a half. Most of that was reading under the sheets at night.
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