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Offline IntoxicatedTeen

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stealing farmer johns weed
« on: October 17, 2014, 06:32:25 am »
its late october annd if farmer john or any of the kids around the place has bud in the corn field its time to harvest. thinkin about scoutin it out and seein if there is plants in there, and if now ill pread hella plant throughout the field net year.

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Re: stealing farmer johns weed
« Reply #1 on: October 17, 2014, 02:48:58 pm »
farmer john has a shotgun

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Re: stealing farmer johns weed
« Reply #2 on: October 17, 2014, 09:38:46 pm »
Or just rob a dispensary.

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Re: stealing farmer johns weed
« Reply #3 on: October 18, 2014, 12:08:03 am »
Or just rob a dispensary.

i tried it

shoot through the window

but the thing is

they had bulletproof glasss

it hit me

im fallin down

and i see one of em sttep out wiht an uzi

i shot him in his head

another one came out with the m 1 6 and i shot him in the motherfucking heart

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Re: stealing farmer johns weed
« Reply #4 on: October 18, 2014, 12:43:59 am »
As Bling pointed out, Farmer John has a shotgun.  Farmer John also used an old Viet Cong trick and booby-trapped his patch with bullets in pipes just barely sticking up out of the ground and the primer of the bullets resting on nail points.    Farmer John also raises hogs, so there's no need to go to the trouble of burying bodies, not when there's hungry piggies to feed.

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Re: stealing farmer johns weed
« Reply #5 on: October 18, 2014, 04:58:51 am »
its late october annd if farmer john or any of the kids around the place has bud in the corn field its time to harvest. thinkin about scoutin it out and seein if there is plants in there, and if now ill pread hella plant throughout the field net year.


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