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Offline Max Headroom

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How to get back at the son of a lawyer
« on: October 16, 2014, 06:18:24 pm »
So this jew has been jerking me around for months, owes me a fuckton of weed, well over 200 dollars worth, has more than enough but keeps coming up with bullshit excuses like "im worried about you man, you're addicted to weed" and a fuckton of other nonsense. He comes from a family of lawyers, his dad is a layer, his uncles, cousins, etc. so this rich as hell fucking jew is off limits. What can I do to ruin his life/ annoy him to oblivion until he gives me the weed he owes?
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Re: How to get back at the son of a lawyer
« Reply #1 on: October 16, 2014, 06:19:39 pm »
Egg his house on Halloween.
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Re: How to get back at the son of a lawyer
« Reply #2 on: October 16, 2014, 06:21:02 pm »
Why they fuck would you give anyone that much weed? Forget about the weed and befriend him. When you're finally invited to his house steal his shit.
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Re: How to get back at the son of a lawyer
« Reply #3 on: October 16, 2014, 06:21:43 pm »
I've given him money in advance like a fucking retard knowing he would try to pull bullshit because I'm a nice guy.
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Re: How to get back at the son of a lawyer
« Reply #4 on: October 16, 2014, 06:28:47 pm »
its 200 bucks.  Just walk away.  I know that is different from like fifty bucks, and you could get an oz of decent shit and make a bit of coin from it, but you could end up losing far more than two hundred bucks if you fuck up and get caught or something goes wrong.  Just chalk it up as a cost of doing business, a learning curve fee, and next time only do cash and carry.
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Re: How to get back at the son of a lawyer
« Reply #5 on: October 16, 2014, 06:30:36 pm »
Quote from: Max Headroom on October 16, 2014, 06:21:43 pm
I'm a nice guy.

People who say this tend to get ripped off a lot.  This is business, you need to take a baseball bat to some niggers or else step aside and let real g's do the work.  There is no 'small claims court' bullshit when drugs are involved, you either have to scare people, be extremely savvy, or else get ripped the fuck off all the time.
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Re: How to get back at the son of a lawyer
« Reply #6 on: October 16, 2014, 06:53:56 pm »
Plant CP in his father's car and then report to the police.  His father goes to jail, gets debarred, wife and kids hate him, son ends up turning to heroin to cope.   
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Re: How to get back at the son of a lawyer
« Reply #7 on: October 16, 2014, 07:15:35 pm »
Quote from: Ninja on October 16, 2014, 06:53:56 pm
Plant CP in his father's car and then report to the police.  His father goes to jail, gets debarred, wife and kids hate him, son ends up turning to heroin to cope.

Provide the heroin. Make more money.
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Re: How to get back at the son of a lawyer
« Reply #8 on: October 16, 2014, 07:20:08 pm »
Fake a rape
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Re: How to get back at the son of a lawyer
« Reply #9 on: October 19, 2014, 06:02:41 am »
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Re: How to get back at the son of a lawyer
« Reply #10 on: October 19, 2014, 08:54:06 am »
Ended up beating the fuck out of him with my brazilian friend I ran into while buying dxm. After we beat the jew up we went and got bagels. It was a good day.
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Re: How to get back at the son of a lawyer
« Reply #11 on: October 19, 2014, 08:55:20 am »
Also put his phone number on a seeking femboi posting on craigslist.
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Re: How to get back at the son of a lawyer
« Reply #12 on: October 19, 2014, 11:53:52 am »
Quote from: Ninja on October 16, 2014, 06:53:56 pm
Plant CP in his father's car and then report to the police.  His father goes to jail, gets debarred, wife and kids hate him, son ends up turning to heroin to cope.

Yea...its that simple

http://www.intosanctuary.com/index.php?topic=3344.0

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Re: How to get back at the son of a lawyer
« Reply #13 on: October 19, 2014, 07:17:48 pm »
Quote from: Max Headroom on October 19, 2014, 08:54:06 am
Ended up beating the fuck out of him with my brazilian friend I ran into while buying dxm. After we beat the jew up we went and got bagels. It was a good day.
Now that's what's good!
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Re: How to get back at the son of a lawyer
« Reply #14 on: October 19, 2014, 08:01:51 pm »
Kidnap him and hand him over to ISIS
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