spoil it for all of you and ruin the fun.
If you have a certain degree of reading comprehension and common sense you can tell when things written to you as facts are really just different lies told with a small clue here or there that sounds similar to something someone who's an authority on something would say. If you don't get the joke, you don't win, you don't lose either, you're just bleh. If you get mad, you lose. If you get the joke, it crystallizes the piece of common sense that you should never take anything anyone says at face value, and adopt an analytical approach to things you hear stated as truths, which is the nature of Totse, to hear all the bullshit mixed with facts mixed with any other bastard combination of nonsensical garbage and just extract What Is To Be Learned from it. How anyone would find a website like it in the first place.
Keep on trolling, I know you're actually 20-something (won't say exact number because PI is dirty words) and that profile was fake. On your Zoklet account, you signed up with your real address instead, and your password was literally "jeff hunter". This was all exposed during the PI leak. I know who you are. I'm going to find you.