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Offline Prometheus

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Smells like shit in here
« on: October 12, 2014, 12:05:10 am »
Fact; when unbolting a toilet from the floor, don't try to loosen the bolt with a hammer. You WILL have to poop in a bucket until you get a replacement.
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Re: Smells like shit in here
« Reply #1 on: October 12, 2014, 12:10:32 am »
Quote from: Prometheus on October 12, 2014, 12:05:10 am
don't try to loosen the bolt with a hammer

Eh?  How do you mean, you just hit it with the hammer?  And cracked the porcelain?  Or what?

Why not use wd-40 or some shit?
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Re: Smells like shit in here
« Reply #2 on: October 12, 2014, 12:11:13 am »
I'd poop in the sink I think
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Re: Smells like shit in here
« Reply #3 on: October 12, 2014, 12:21:59 am »
Just hang your ass out of your apartment window, your city is already full of shit
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Re: Smells like shit in here
« Reply #4 on: October 12, 2014, 01:02:39 am »
Thanks, OP. Can you write this into a guide of some sort? I'd like to feature it on my website.
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Re: Smells like shit in here
« Reply #5 on: October 12, 2014, 01:18:03 am »
Dudeeee it was totally slenderman!
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Re: Smells like shit in here
« Reply #6 on: October 12, 2014, 03:45:10 am »
The plan was to replace the toilet anyway, so wasn't especially careful about keeping it intact. It sprawled into a mess involving rotted floorboards, bad original plumbing, and assorted other disasters. A toilet replacement turned into a bathroom remodel with little warning. Hell, when the walls came down, I found that the wiring was bad too...
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Re: Smells like shit in here
« Reply #7 on: October 12, 2014, 04:10:35 am »
That's why I don't even start projects unless I know I have enough to completely redo if needed.
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