so alcoholic that I drink mouthwash

[baby raper]

And sometimes I have to shoot diluted hand sanitizer up my ass so I wont seizure

[Max Headroom]

I used to drink listerine when I was a slightly younger degenerate. Cool mint tastes good at first but will make you vomit just by smelling it when you get sick of it. The original flavor has more alcohol.. alcohol decreases seizure threshold. Am I in purgatory because the thread seems like an episode of spin city.

[mashleshmash]

I think it was fappish who also took to the mouthwash

[helladamnleet]

Can't say I ever have or ever will stoop so low I need to drink fucking mouthwash or enema some god damn purel.

[Rook]

Terrible question... what kind? lmao.. Any particular brand better than others?

[baby raper]

Iv just been doing hand sanitizer enemas as of late I cant take the listerine any more I puke so now I put about two ozof any non aloe hand sanitizer mixed wif da warm water up my prison wallet with a turkey baster

[helladamnleet]

Terrible question... what kind? lmao.. Any particular brand better than others?

Just check the alcohol content.

[starvingniglet]

Jesus you guys, is it so hard to shoplift a fucking bottle of fleishmann's vodka?

[helladamnleet]

Jesus you guys, is it so hard to shoplift a fucking bottle of fleishmann's vodka?

Not that I drink like these other fags, but in my state, yes. We don't have liqour anywhere but liqour stores.

[starvingniglet]

Jesus you guys, is it so hard to shoplift a fucking bottle of fleishmann's vodka?

Not that I drink like these other fags, but in my state, yes. We don't have liqour anywhere but liqour stores.

I have shoplifted from liquor stores just fine, you just need to have a few people in the store at the time, and have the counter guy busy looking at a customer, then just smoothly pocket the bottle.  Time it just right, and don't fuck it up, and it takes like half a second, with no more motion than one would use to scratch their ass.  I have done it probably a hundred times just in liquor stores.  Then if you don't feel like just walking out empty handed, ask them if they sell bread, or some other product that you know they don't carry.  They will say no, then you say 'thanks' and leave.

[Soso0]

Jesus you guys, is it so hard to shoplift a fucking bottle of fleishmann's vodka?

Not that I drink like these other fags, but in my state, yes. We don't have liqour anywhere but liqour stores.

I have shoplifted from liquor stores just fine, you just need to have a few people in the store at the time, and have the counter guy busy looking at a customer, then just smoothly pocket the bottle.  Time it just right, and don't fuck it up, and it takes like half a second, with no more motion than one would use to scratch their ass.  I have done it probably a hundred times just in liquor stores.  Then if you don't feel like just walking out empty handed, ask them if they sell bread, or some other product that you know they don't carry.  They will say no, then you say 'thanks' and leave.

I've had my share of lifting from liquor stores. There was one where all I got where Jack Daniel bottles. Walked around with a backpack (not a good idea, I know) kept one section about a fourth open and slipped a few in there. They started catching on and banned backpacks. Luckily it was winter so I could just go in with a big coat and hide it in there.  Then there was another store that sold cheese and liquor where I walked in with a paper grocery store bag, browsed a bit and carefully dropped in a big bottle of Fireball and walked pass two cops who were at the front of there store. I could not believe I had gotten away with it. I think I just got lucky and decided it just wasn't worth risking it again.

[mmmmmmmQuestions]

Jesus you guys, is it so hard to shoplift a fucking bottle of fleishmann's vodka?

+1

[Rocklin]

I know the mouthwash called "Scope" has a new ingredient now that gives you the shits.    they put it in there to stop people from doing this exact thing.

[Rook]

Jesus you guys, is it so hard to shoplift a fucking bottle of fleishmann's vodka?

 For around $10 or so, you could potentially buy enough grape juice and yeast to make about 5 gallons of wine in about a month to month and a half's time. It's not that hard.. It'll probably taste like shit (you can always add sugar though), but I'm bound to know that it has to taste a hell of a lot better than mouthwash.

[baby raper]

I tried mouthwash enema and it was ruthless.