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Re: Bicycles
« Reply #15 on: October 14, 2014, 01:38:42 am »
I hate when I'm cruisin' at a steady 25mph on my road bike and some doucher on a mountain bike pulls out in front, thinking they're all that on their thousand dollar piece of crap, pedaling their heart out to go fast, but I'm just cruising, I'm like, "Dude, just chill out, let me roll on by."

I dunno, I'm drunk.

I want my BMX bike workin again

you sound like a prick... but i will bite. I ride a hybrid, and it only cost 300... I like pedaling my heart out because I enjoy the workout, you pretentious twat. mountain bikes rock you can go on different terrain. I actually just got a new tube for my front tire so I'm back in business, I probably went on a ten mile ride. It was fun

Is the weather nice where you live?

I cannot see any fun in riding in the pissing rain
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Re: Bicycles
« Reply #16 on: October 14, 2014, 01:44:21 am »
Can someone tell me what the fascination for ridng bikes on the road is? If only your parents loved you, they would have told you not to play in the road. For real though, if you want to ride a bike, go on trails and bike paths and stop blocking traffic  you asshole. I cant help but flip off and scream at bikers i pass on the road, and i hope someone cool enough drives by and opens a door on your bitch ass.

here in austin there really aren't a lot of sidewalks, much less smooth sidewalks to ride on at a steady pace.. I keep up with the cars, I can understand the annoyance though.. If I can I will get on the sidewalk or bicycle lane just for my own safety , if I start to lag I'm considerate enough move to the side so they can pass me. I had asshole honking at me today just because I was on a bike and in front of him... it was in a shopping center parking lot... if I moved out of the way , he would still have a car infront of him..

I don't yell at cars when they go to slow lol
anyways I flipped the nig nog off

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this guy is an example of an asshole cyclist
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Re: Bicycles
« Reply #17 on: October 14, 2014, 01:48:35 am »
Can someone tell me what the fascination for ridng bikes on the road is? If only your parents loved you, they would have told you not to play in the road. For real though, if you want to ride a bike, go on trails and bike paths and stop blocking traffic  you asshole. I cant help but flip off and scream at bikers i pass on the road, and i hope someone cool enough drives by and opens a door on your bitch ass.

what if you ride your bike to school or work or to the grocery store?
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Re: Bicycles
« Reply #18 on: October 14, 2014, 05:01:21 am »
yeah unless it's an exremely bike popular city like boulder, fuk the riders onteh road. it kinda pisses me off whne i see derp road bikers on the road here. at least, road biekers around my area are known to be complete bootyholes.


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Re: Bicycles
« Reply #20 on: October 14, 2014, 03:03:18 pm »
ppl around here like to shout from cars at ppl on bikes to scare them

ya so i smash there car up and blast off like brrrmrmmmm

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Re: Bicycles
« Reply #21 on: October 14, 2014, 04:02:18 pm »
^^^idiots
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Re: Bicycles
« Reply #22 on: October 14, 2014, 04:28:29 pm »
^^^idiots

what is some things i can do for them

i can easy escape a car lol just ride normal speed what are they gonna do lol

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Re: Bicycles
« Reply #23 on: October 14, 2014, 04:40:27 pm »
just ride by and kick off there side view mirror lol, I've done it before to this chick it was pretty funny. Usually I just give them the finger because I'm in a hurry some where
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Re: Bicycles
« Reply #24 on: October 14, 2014, 04:52:04 pm »
just ride by and kick off there side view mirror lol, I've done it before to this chick it was pretty funny. Usually I just give them the finger because I'm in a hurry some where

yea he was turnin in tesco carpark so i drove rly slo thru the crossin

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Re: Bicycles
« Reply #25 on: October 14, 2014, 05:49:33 pm »
ahhh! so edgy!
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Re: Bicycles
« Reply #26 on: October 14, 2014, 06:06:13 pm »
equanminty a faggot check it:

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Re: Bicycles
« Reply #27 on: October 14, 2014, 06:06:55 pm »
FoCo is pretty bike friendly.

I ride as a legitimate means of transportation cuz i can't afford a car, what are you, some conformist consumer, buyin' into that GM scam the dude from Detroit mentioned?

If you ain't cruisin' on some 27's in high gear, pull over mountain trekker, your tires are causing too much friction.

Rain doesn't last too long here. Even back in Mass, I'd ride 18 miles to class during -3 degrees Celsius weather. Granted by the end of the ride my toes were numb, but it's much more fulfilling than using some wasteful century old technology. A self-powered centuries old technology is much better, IMHO.

I want a Tesla though, that'd be dope.
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Re: Bicycles
« Reply #28 on: October 14, 2014, 07:16:06 pm »
equanminty a faggot check it:





tell ur friends

yes we already no, now stop the butt hurt
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Re: Bicycles
« Reply #29 on: October 14, 2014, 09:08:35 pm »
I ride a bicycle everywhere. I ride 5-6 miles to get to work, all weather. If it snows, I take the bus to work and walk home, because the bus doesn't run that late and I'm a fucking man.  I have a Trek 1100, it's like 25 years old and falling the fuck apart, but I've put it through hell the past two years that I've had it. I bought some awesome high mileage gatorskin tires with kevlar folded beads, handcrafted in Germany. Man, I can ride over glass, metal, branches and small children and these things are beast. One time this prick screamed out the window of a passing car, "get a car you fucking faggot" But, he got held up at a redlight and I pulled up next to him with a Joker grin and he looked like he was going to piss himself.  But, my all time favorite thing in the world is to get high, drop it into 2-1 and cruise very very slowly. Also, I don't wear a helmet or a gay outfit.
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