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Offline helladamnleet

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Let's ban all raisins
« on: October 09, 2014, 10:06:52 pm »
They contribute nothing of worth to this forum, or life for that matter, so lets just ban all of them and introduce strict testing for membership. I'm aware of some posters such as Zero that are preaching their hydrated grape hate filled rhetoric on these forums which means we have even more dried prunes.

As for dates, they are only good for target practice.

Discuss.
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Re: Let's ban all raisins
« Reply #1 on: October 09, 2014, 10:10:12 pm »
Quote from: helladamnleet on October 09, 2014, 10:06:52 pm
They contribute nothing of worth to this forum, or life for that matter, so lets just ban all of them and introduce strict testing for membership. I'm aware of some posters such as Zero that are preaching their hydrated grape hate filled rhetoric on these forums which means we have even more dried prunes.

As for dates, they are only good for target practice.

Discuss.

raisin hell up in this bitch
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Re: Let's ban all raisins
« Reply #2 on: October 09, 2014, 10:23:38 pm »
fuck yeah it is
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Re: Let's ban all raisins
« Reply #3 on: October 09, 2014, 10:39:06 pm »
Fuck off raisinist! Take your right-wing shit out of here. You have no place in this world!
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Re: Let's ban all raisins
« Reply #4 on: October 09, 2014, 10:40:42 pm »
Quote from: Michael Myers on October 09, 2014, 10:39:06 pm
Fuck off raisinist! Take your right-wing shit out of here. You have no place in this world!

awww, boo-hoo, are raisins not halal or something? 
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Re: Let's ban all raisins
« Reply #5 on: October 09, 2014, 10:41:27 pm »
Quote from: starvingniglet on October 09, 2014, 10:40:42 pm
Quote from: Michael Myers on October 09, 2014, 10:39:06 pm
Fuck off raisinist! Take your right-wing shit out of here. You have no place in this world!

awww, boo-hoo, are raisins not halal or something?

I am pro-raisins, you stupid fuck.
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Offline helladamnleet

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Re: Let's ban all raisins
« Reply #6 on: October 09, 2014, 10:55:42 pm »
Quote from: Michael Myers on October 09, 2014, 10:41:27 pm
Quote from: starvingniglet on October 09, 2014, 10:40:42 pm
Quote from: Michael Myers on October 09, 2014, 10:39:06 pm
Fuck off raisinist! Take your right-wing shit out of here. You have no place in this world!

awww, boo-hoo, are raisins not halal or something?

I am pro-raisins, you stupid fuck.

The friend of my enemy is also my enemy DRIED GRAPE.
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Re: Let's ban all raisins
« Reply #7 on: October 09, 2014, 11:25:18 pm »
Quote from: helladamnleet on October 09, 2014, 10:55:42 pm
Quote from: Michael Myers on October 09, 2014, 10:41:27 pm
Quote from: starvingniglet on October 09, 2014, 10:40:42 pm
Quote from: Michael Myers on October 09, 2014, 10:39:06 pm
Fuck off raisinist! Take your right-wing shit out of here. You have no place in this world!

awww, boo-hoo, are raisins not halal or something?

I am pro-raisins, you stupid fuck.

The friend of my enemy is also my enemy DRIED GRAPE.

I'm confused. Are you siding with me or against me?
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Re: Let's ban all raisins
« Reply #8 on: October 10, 2014, 12:00:11 am »
fuck raisins

every other dried fruit is 10x better
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Re: Let's ban all raisins
« Reply #9 on: October 10, 2014, 01:39:38 am »
i have 13 raisins but i only need 1.......
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Re: Let's ban all raisins
« Reply #10 on: October 10, 2014, 02:51:30 am »
 
I say we exempt pies. Raisin pies only. Especially if the crust is flaky, yet moist and flavorful.
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Re: Let's ban all raisins
« Reply #11 on: October 10, 2014, 03:11:36 am »
I bought 3 mexican jumping beans from the dollar store today. I know they're not raisins but they're about the same size. 2 of them jumped around and 1 of them did not. I placed them in the microwave until one popped open, and as far as I can tell the other 2 are now 'dead.' So, raisins.
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Re: Let's ban all raisins
« Reply #12 on: October 10, 2014, 03:17:00 am »
Quote from: Michael Myers on October 09, 2014, 11:25:18 pm
Quote from: helladamnleet on October 09, 2014, 10:55:42 pm
Quote from: Michael Myers on October 09, 2014, 10:41:27 pm
Quote from: starvingniglet on October 09, 2014, 10:40:42 pm
Quote from: Michael Myers on October 09, 2014, 10:39:06 pm
Fuck off raisinist! Take your right-wing shit out of here. You have no place in this world!

awww, boo-hoo, are raisins not halal or something?

I am pro-raisins, you stupid fuck.

The friend of my enemy is also my enemy DRIED GRAPE.

I'm confused. Are you siding with me or against me?

did someone say quote pyramid?
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Re: Let's ban all raisins
« Reply #13 on: October 10, 2014, 04:00:25 am »
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Offline helladamnleet

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Re: Let's ban all raisins
« Reply #14 on: October 10, 2014, 04:30:40 am »
Quote from: Lanny on October 10, 2014, 03:17:00 am
Quote from: Michael Myers on October 09, 2014, 11:25:18 pm
Quote from: helladamnleet on October 09, 2014, 10:55:42 pm
Quote from: Michael Myers on October 09, 2014, 10:41:27 pm
Quote from: starvingniglet on October 09, 2014, 10:40:42 pm
Quote from: Michael Myers on October 09, 2014, 10:39:06 pm
Fuck off raisinist! Take your right-wing shit out of here. You have no place in this world!

awww, boo-hoo, are raisins not halal or something?

I am pro-raisins, you stupid fuck.

The friend of my enemy is also my enemy DRIED GRAPE.

I'm confused. Are you siding with me or against me?

did someone say quote pyramid?

No, I thought someone said "spiderman thread" though.

And since I have both of you at once, I'm against you because raisins are dried grapes.
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