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Offline ngalo1983

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The Police Hustle.....
« on: October 08, 2014, 11:25:32 pm »
First, you order a police costume and a badge replica for cheap on EBay. Now you can carry your real pistol with you because people will think your a cop. Drive to rich neighborhoods and park across the street. Knock on a door and when they open the door tell them there's  criminal on the loose and he jumped into their backyard. Ask the owner to gather up everyone in the house to make sure everyone is safe while you pretend to look in the backyard as if there was a real criminal their. After they gather up everyone in the house and come to you, you then pull out your pistol. Make them all go in to one room. Now you tie them all up and rob the shit out of them. No matter how sexy a girl is do not rape them lol your sperm will lead them directly to you. Just tongue kiss her in the mouth and squeeze her ass but I repeat do not fuck her. Your there to take all their money. Forget the credit cards that usually gets traced back to you. Take their jewelry, laptops, and other expensive merchandise but no large heavy items. Go in and out at 25 minutes top.
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Re: The Police Hustle.....
« Reply #1 on: October 08, 2014, 11:26:55 pm »
First, you order a police costume and a badge replica for cheap on EBay. Now you can carry your real pistol with you because people will think your a cop. Drive to rich neighborhoods and park across the street. Knock on a door and when they open the door tell them there's  criminal on the loose and he jumped into their backyard. Ask the owner to gather up everyone in the house to make sure everyone is safe while you pretend to look in the backyard as if there was a real criminal their. After they gather up everyone in the house and come to you, you then pull out your pistol. Make them all go in to one room. Now you tie them all up and rob the shit out of them. No matter how sexy a girl is do not rape them lol your sperm will lead them directly to you. Just tongue kiss her in the mouth and squeeze her ass but I repeat do not fuck her. Your there to take all their money. Forget the credit cards that usually gets traced back to you. Take their jewelry, laptops, and other expensive merchandise but no large heavy items. Go in and out at 25 minutes top.

How are you supposed to get away with it if they all know exactly what you look like?

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Re: The Police Hustle.....
« Reply #2 on: October 08, 2014, 11:29:43 pm »
First, you order a police costume and a badge replica for cheap on EBay. Now you can carry your real pistol with you because people will think your a cop. Drive to rich neighborhoods and park across the street. Knock on a door and when they open the door tell them there's  criminal on the loose and he jumped into their backyard. Ask the owner to gather up everyone in the house to make sure everyone is safe while you pretend to look in the backyard as if there was a real criminal their. After they gather up everyone in the house and come to you, you then pull out your pistol. Make them all go in to one room. Now you tie them all up and rob the shit out of them. No matter how sexy a girl is do not rape them lol your sperm will lead them directly to you. Just tongue kiss her in the mouth and squeeze her ass but I repeat do not fuck her. Your there to take all their money. Forget the credit cards that usually gets traced back to you. Take their jewelry, laptops, and other expensive merchandise but no large heavy items. Go in and out at 25 minutes top.

How are you supposed to get away with it if they all know exactly what you look like?

Theres a guy out here in los Angeles who's doing it right now. Google it and he still haven't been caught but I think he is raping women rather then taking money.
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Re: The Police Hustle.....
« Reply #3 on: October 08, 2014, 11:46:14 pm »
Only a true dumbass or someone who doesn't watch cops would buy a single cop knocking on the door to your house rather than actually chasing the dude. Therefore I say it's a game of numbers whether or not they slam the door and call the cops, especially with a news story about it. I'd say it's good for 20+ years in prison.
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Re: The Police Hustle.....
« Reply #4 on: October 09, 2014, 01:56:53 am »
Could work once.Don't do it alot.
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Re: The Police Hustle.....
« Reply #5 on: October 09, 2014, 02:14:14 am »
Its a known fact it will work. This stunt has already happened in every state in the U.S. but I won't do it. I think there's a recent movie in theaters about 2 guys dressing up as police officers abusing the law lol I know its just a movie but it really does happen.
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Re: The Police Hustle.....
« Reply #6 on: October 09, 2014, 04:09:12 am »
You can't track someone by DNA if they have never been in trouble before, same with fingerprints. At least, not if there isn't any government (or otherwise) conspiracy collecting samples at birth or the like.
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Re: The Police Hustle.....
« Reply #7 on: October 09, 2014, 04:14:36 am »
here's an alternate version:

don't buy the fake police uniform. buy an important looking suit instead, and a gun. go to your rich neighborhood and start knocking on doors. First person to answer gets a  gun pointed to their head and some heavy demands for all the valuables and OPEN THE FUCKING SAFE RIGHT NOW MOTHERFUCKER!!!! unless of course they want to die today.

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Re: The Police Hustle.....
« Reply #8 on: October 09, 2014, 04:20:11 am »
Impersonating a cop sounds like a really bad idea. What if you come across a real cop and how the hell do you get away without a patrol car. I've never seen a cop in uniform ride in anything other than a cruiser.

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Re: The Police Hustle.....
« Reply #9 on: October 09, 2014, 04:33:31 am »
Impersonating a cop sounds like a really bad idea. What if you come across a real cop and how the hell do you get away without a patrol car. I've never seen a cop in uniform ride in anything other than a cruiser.

Google it...its happening right now in my city, los Angeles the guy purchased a real cop car for a few hundred bucks at the police auction. It was beat up but he restored the car and purchased the big white light on the side of his fake police car. He lights it up to pull people over then he rapes them. He haven't been caught yet.
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Re: The Police Hustle.....
« Reply #10 on: October 09, 2014, 05:06:35 am »
P.S.

Good to see you Komkazi and Mmmmhmmm again.
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Re: The Police Hustle.....
« Reply #11 on: October 09, 2014, 01:14:23 pm »
If you have to be told like that not to rape women or if you sexually assault them when robbing the house you should have your nuts chopped off. Fuckin rapos.
Other than that yea not really a hustle more like a home invasion technique lol it could work
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Re: The Police Hustle.....
« Reply #12 on: October 09, 2014, 01:29:35 pm »
I'd think someone would be better off posing as a construction worker who needs to check someone's water for a dye or someone's electrical output in their house. Maybe a rep from a phone company or something who needs to verify their internet signal strength.
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Re: The Police Hustle.....
« Reply #13 on: October 09, 2014, 01:53:50 pm »


Theres a guy out here in los Angeles who's doing it right now. Google it and he still haven't been caught but I think he is raping women rather then taking money.

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Re: The Police Hustle.....
« Reply #14 on: October 09, 2014, 05:26:55 pm »
Here's the link... http://www.myfoxla.com/story/26739783/man-suspected-of-impersonating-police-officer-sexual-assault

Another great idea if you similar looking police car would be to buy those big white lights so that you can flash them to pull over. Tell them you pulled them over because the car plates read stolen. Handcuff them and tell them to sit back seat of your car because thats what they really do. When they sit inside theyll realize its not a real cop car but their already handcuffed & inside your car lol now take their wallet. Maybe bring an extra buddy so he can drive away with the car. Drive to the woods and let the person walk home.
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