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Re: Has anyone read the bible?
« Reply #30 on: October 06, 2014, 11:43:17 pm »

Read it all through several times in several versions. The New World Translation is the most accurate. In the King James version, the word YHWH from the original manuscripts has been removed and been replaced with "Lord" and "God" (except for three places, Psalms 83:18 one of the remaining three), and many, many words have been intentionally translated incorrectly to suit the political correctness of the day. The original ancient manuscripts contained thousands of references to the real name of God, which is YHWH (JHVH in English), but only the New World Translation preserved them.

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Re: Has anyone read the bible?
« Reply #31 on: October 07, 2014, 12:49:39 am »

Read it all through several times in several versions. The New World Translation is the most accurate. In the King James version, the word YHWH from the original manuscripts has been removed and been replaced with "Lord" and "God" (except for three places, Psalms 83:18 one of the remaining three), and many, many words have been intentionally translated incorrectly to suit the political correctness of the day. The original ancient manuscripts contained thousands of references to the real name of God, which is YHWH (JHVH in English), but only the New World Translation preserved them.

Why do you intentionally try to fuck people over in everything you do? I just don't get it, I've never seen someone troll so consistently, I'm not sure if you're just devoted as fuck or really this fucking stupid? Get your Jehovas Witness bullshit out of here.

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Re: Has anyone read the bible?
« Reply #32 on: October 07, 2014, 03:21:02 am »

Read it all through several times in several versions. The New World Translation is the most accurate. In the King James version, the word YHWH from the original manuscripts has been removed and been replaced with "Lord" and "God" (except for three places, Psalms 83:18 one of the remaining three), and many, many words have been intentionally translated incorrectly to suit the political correctness of the day. The original ancient manuscripts contained thousands of references to the real name of God, which is YHWH (JHVH in English), but only the New World Translation preserved them.
What would be wrong with just leaving in 'Lord' or 'God'

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Re: Has anyone read the bible?
« Reply #33 on: October 07, 2014, 03:53:31 am »

Read it all through several times in several versions. The New World Translation is the most accurate. In the King James version, the word YHWH from the original manuscripts has been removed and been replaced with "Lord" and "God" (except for three places, Psalms 83:18 one of the remaining three), and many, many words have been intentionally translated incorrectly to suit the political correctness of the day. The original ancient manuscripts contained thousands of references to the real name of God, which is YHWH (JHVH in English), but only the New World Translation preserved them.
What would be wrong with just leaving in 'Lord' or 'God'

Semantics. Words have meaning.

The problem is that this shit is old as fuck. People can't even properly interpret literature written this year let alone things written 2000 years ago. The cultural, historical, linguistic references.....it's all so remote.

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Re: Has anyone read the bible?
« Reply #34 on: October 07, 2014, 04:11:21 am »
Yeah, and it's full of really fucked up stories. Worst comic book ever, doesn't even have any pictures.
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Re: Has anyone read the bible?
« Reply #35 on: October 07, 2014, 09:42:56 am »

Read it all through several times in several versions. The New World Translation is the most accurate. In the King James version, the word YHWH from the original manuscripts has been removed and been replaced with "Lord" and "God" (except for three places, Psalms 83:18 one of the remaining three), and many, many words have been intentionally translated incorrectly to suit the political correctness of the day. The original ancient manuscripts contained thousands of references to the real name of God, which is YHWH (JHVH in English), but only the New World Translation preserved them.

Why do you intentionally try to fuck people over in everything you do? I just don't get it, I've never seen someone troll so consistently, I'm not sure if you're just devoted as fuck or really this fucking stupid? Get your Jehovas Witness bullshit out of here.

http://www.catholicapologetics.info/scripture/translations/neworld.htm

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Re: Has anyone read the bible?
« Reply #36 on: October 07, 2014, 10:42:32 am »
Yeah, and it's full of really fucked up stories. Worst comic book ever, doesn't even have any pictures.

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Re: Has anyone read the bible?
« Reply #37 on: October 07, 2014, 11:02:14 am »

Read it all through several times in several versions. The New World Translation is the most accurate. In the King James version, the word YHWH from the original manuscripts has been removed and been replaced with "Lord" and "God" (except for three places, Psalms 83:18 one of the remaining three), and many, many words have been intentionally translated incorrectly to suit the political correctness of the day. The original ancient manuscripts contained thousands of references to the real name of God, which is YHWH (JHVH in English), but only the New World Translation preserved them.
What would be wrong with just leaving in 'Lord' or 'God'

That would be like me saying hello to you every morning by saying, "Hello, person." The use of actual names makes relationships personal. It's for that very reason that God's name was removed. The false and corrupted religious leaders of the day wanted people to be personal with them, not God. They wanted people to give them money and power and love, not God, so they removed his name during the translation process. In order to get away with it, they used the bogus excuse that a lowly human didn't have the right to know God personally, or even address God directly by name. They reserved that right for they themselves, but not anyone else. This is how wicked humans controlled the populace... by lessing the reality of God while making themselves the focus instead.

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Re: Has anyone read the bible?
« Reply #38 on: October 07, 2014, 04:44:29 pm »

Read it all through several times in several versions. The New World Translation is the most accurate. In the King James version, the word YHWH from the original manuscripts has been removed and been replaced with "Lord" and "God" (except for three places, Psalms 83:18 one of the remaining three), and many, many words have been intentionally translated incorrectly to suit the political correctness of the day. The original ancient manuscripts contained thousands of references to the real name of God, which is YHWH (JHVH in English), but only the New World Translation preserved them.
What would be wrong with just leaving in 'Lord' or 'God'

Many Jews and Christians do not speak the name of God, YHWH, so instead they say Lord.

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Re: Has anyone read the bible?
« Reply #39 on: October 07, 2014, 04:57:39 pm »
Not many have, what most sheeple have read are translations...edited translations. One thing about The holy Qur'an that is far superior: any muslim will tell you that you have to read the original, otherwise it is just like the christian bible: a watered down version.

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Re: Has anyone read the bible?
« Reply #40 on: October 07, 2014, 05:02:52 pm »
One thing about The holy Qur'an that is far superior

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Re: Has anyone read the bible?
« Reply #41 on: October 07, 2014, 05:05:42 pm »
One thing about The holy Qur'an that is far superior

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You can hate it all you want, dead cat, but the fact that it is the original does make it far superior to something that has been translated and edited. Anyone who speaks more than one language will tell you that everything loses quality in translation.

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Re: Has anyone read the bible?
« Reply #42 on: October 14, 2014, 02:02:56 am »
One thing about The holy Qur'an that is far superior

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You can hate it all you want, dead cat, but the fact that it is the original does make it far superior to something that has been translated and edited. Anyone who speaks more than one language will tell you that everything loses quality in translation.

Translation is the first act of interpretation.

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Re: Has anyone read the bible?
« Reply #43 on: October 14, 2014, 02:11:16 am »

Read it all through several times in several versions. The New World Translation is the most accurate. In the King James version, the word YHWH from the original manuscripts has been removed and been replaced with "Lord" and "God" (except for three places, Psalms 83:18 one of the remaining three), and many, many words have been intentionally translated incorrectly to suit the political correctness of the day. The original ancient manuscripts contained thousands of references to the real name of God, which is YHWH (JHVH in English), but only the New World Translation preserved them.
What would be wrong with just leaving in 'Lord' or 'God'

That would be like me saying hello to you every morning by saying, "Hello, person." The use of actual names makes relationships personal. It's for that very reason that God's name was removed. The false and corrupted religious leaders of the day wanted people to be personal with them, not God. They wanted people to give them money and power and love, not God, so they removed his name during the translation process. In order to get away with it, they used the bogus excuse that a lowly human didn't have the right to know God personally, or even address God directly by name. They reserved that right for they themselves, but not anyone else. This is how wicked humans controlled the populace... by lessing the reality of God while making themselves the focus instead.


The Jewish people were originally not allowed to utter the name of God, only the priests, hence the term 'inutterable name' which was often used. The fact is, the name of God as translated from the tetragrammaton (which is YHVH or YHWH) has been lost. There are no vowels, the term Jehovah or Ye-ho-wah as it probably should be pronounced is one translation, as is Yahweh.
At the end of the day, Christ never referred to God as 'Jehovah' unless quoting from the ancient scrolls. As the model of the Christian walk, he referred to God as 'Father' which is how Christians should probably refer to God. Knowing his name is important yes, but in terms of the concept of a personal relationship with God the model of Father is far more logical (do you call your dad by his name?). I don't believe the bible translators were conspirators I just believe they were reflecting the traditions of the jewish people in their translations by using a supreme and all-encompassing title to reflect the name of God.

PS - the new world translation apparently had no qualified translators on board, and didn't use any of the ancient scrolls in translation. It's a contentious translation, but I guess so is the NIV for other reasons. There are biases.

PPS - the new world translation incorrently inserts the name of Jehovah into the new testament where titles such as Lord are used. There is also an interchangeable use of the term 'Lord' about Jesus and also God the Father, and they wanted to distinguish between those even though it didn't show that in the texts. they hate this obviously because they don't believe in the trinity.

yes, Bias all around.
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Re: Has anyone read the bible?
« Reply #44 on: October 14, 2014, 02:14:34 am »
I've been wanting to read the Bible. I'm not religious in any sense but could be considered spiritual. I've looked online to read a bible but end up with so many different versions and I don't know which one to choose.

honestly, use an interlinear. they are the most accurate. Go onto Biblehub and pull up a whole lot next to each other. if you google scriptures with the term interlinear you can see the actual word-for-word translation. Any translation is generally fine, just use a few. NIV, New King James, The Message for easy reading, even the New World Translation if you want to see a different bias reflected. NASV is pretty good too.
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