Registration Questions:
1. Do you think white and black people smell different? Yes.
2. Are you white? Not casper the friendly ghost white....but more aryan than probably 95% of the rest of the population.
3. If given the choice between a black Jew Jube licorice and a green, red or yellow one, which one would you choose? Hot Tamales for the win!
4. Does curly hair bother you? Only when they get stuck in my throat after going down on someone.
5. What is the circumference of one of your nostrils? About 4 boogers wide
6. Are you offended by the word, cracker? Hell no. I'm probably called a lot worse just about daily, and by my own friends and family.
7. Do you have a plentiful supply of rope in the trunk of your car? Industrial grade along with several zip-ties in the stow-n-go compartment of my mini-van.
8. Have you ever worn a pointy hat any time in your life? I went as the Pope for Halloween one year, does that count?
9. Does your entire vocabulary concerning derogatory nouns consist of a single word? Thankfully "fuck" can be used also as a verb, adverb, adjective etc., and not just a noun...so my artistry with that lone word is beyond reproach.
10. Do you like to sit at the front or the back of the bus when you use public transportation? Back of a bus, back of a classroom, back of a restaurant. Most tactically sound location no matter your environment.
How did I grade out?
Do I win some kind of prize?