My first car was a red convertible 96 mustang which I crashed head on into an F350 because I got impatient and took a turn too fast. Nothing cool happened, no injuries, and I've driven trucks ever sense. My first thought was "Oh shit I spilled my drink!"
That's probably the worst of them though. All the other shit that haunts me is tiny in comparison. Random things I've said or done that wouldn't bother most people.
inb4 U r disappoint