it sickens me in real life to read almost any of your posts

[splooge gook]

so, uh..i can live with you right?

As long as you draw pictures for me whenever I ask

no i mean, in all seriousness, can i live in your basement? or garage. you can feel like a superdad when you turn some quasi-criminal child prodigy into something you can claim a part in

[RisiR]

Please, I beg you, do this. Please become Sploo's new dad.

[millionsofdeadcats]

Please, I beg you, do this. Please become Sploo's new dad.

I would be a neglectful, substance-abusing father figure to sploo, make no mistake about that.

[RisiR]

I actually just want him to hook up with your daughter. At first I wanted to say "fuck your daughter" but I got a bit scared so yea....

Please start a punk rock band with him.

[dragqueen slayer]

Nice, looking older makes me anxious for a number of reasons but I'm lucky to look younger about 5 years younger than I am most of the time

Some of you may have seen this before, but this is me at age 36:

[IMG]http://i59.tinypic.com/24y44js.jpg[/img]

do you walk around with your name on your hat?

[millionsofdeadcats]

I actually just want him to hook up with your daughter. At first I wanted to say "fuck your daughter" but I got a bit scared so yea....

Please start a punk rock band with him.

If that happened, no one would hear from sploo.....ever.....again.

[millionsofdeadcats]

do you walk around with your name on your hat?

Yes.






Just kidding.....no, but there is a form of PI on the hat.

[splooge gook]

but what if she ends up getting the good half of my genes and not the batshit crazy half?

[RisiR]

I say it's worth a try.

[millionsofdeadcats]

but what if she ends up getting the good half of my genes and not the batshit crazy half?

There is a 'good half'?

[dragqueen slayer]

but what if she ends up getting the good half of my genes and not the batshit crazy half?

describe your extended family members

[beavis2323]

This nigga jealous