hang over cure

[Raskolnikov]

Okay so im going to be sick tomorrrow and i need a fucking hangover cure. If i snorted speed , the next day i can't eat anything, my stomach is realy fucked up then. Need some fucking advice

[Zanick]

For alcohol? Kombucha, modafinil or ibuprofen with coffee, in order of preference.

Speed? Theanine, with some marijuana, if you've got any.

[slicknickns]

Hydrate.  Get fluids in you, preferably water.  Fruit for your hunger, but also because it will hydrate you, which is what your desperately (water) need.

As for what most, or law abiding people consider a "hang over", a cup of coffee and some aspirin (two at 350 mg) does the trick.

[mark311]

Either

1. Drink lots of water before you sleep (not to the point of pissing yourself) and have a small meal

2. Wake up drink water and eat greasy food (seriously)

3. Make some bloody Mary's or just vodka and v8 or well any sort of alcohol


Trust me bro I know my alcohol

[Zero]

Speed hangover? A glass of warm dog's piss with a drop lemon.

Works everytime.

[Slave of the Beast]

Either

1. Drink lots of water before you sleep (not to the point of pissing yourself) and have a small meal

2. Wake up drink water and eat greasy food (seriously)

No.1 is best, No.2 will also work. In addition to both these points go out and get some fresh air; walk for 30-60mins. You'll feel like shit to begin with but increasing your metabolism will help clear your hangover much faster. And No.3...

3. Make some bloody Mary's or just vodka and v8 or well any sort of alcohol

Trust me bro I know my alcohol

... has claimed many victims. 

The symptoms of poisoning are not alleviated by taking more poison.

[Vega]

pho

[Cooking with Zyklon B]

pho

This was going to be my suggestion. Most places only charge around $7 for a bowl you have a hard time finishing. Which is a pretty good deal considering I've dropped $70 at some places and still walked away hungry.