Heaven on earth = having a shitload of money

[Ragus]

I can't stop thinking about how awesome my life would be if I just had $100+ million.  Bigass sweet house with a fountain in the driveway, garage with 2 - 3 luxury cars and like 5 regular cars, and just a whole bunch of sweet expensive shit.  Having no gay ass stupid job to go waste my time at, instead I'd have nothing but free time to do whatever I happen to wanna do and enjoy all the sweet shit I have.  Obviously I'd have a hot girlfriend or whatever.  I could go anyplace in the world I wanted to.  I could help so many people.   It would be an awesome dream that would never end.  Everybody would kiss my ass and be nice to me and treat me good and like I'm important (which I would be).  I could go on and on...

...but no, I'm never gonna be rich and my life is gonna be a big waste.  Thats why I hate it and want to kill myself. 

[LostStranger]

Before you kill yourself, why don't you try to sell your kidney first, or lungs perhaps?
I heard they are expensive and can net you some money?
Or go to freelancer.com, check the xxx categories, for some reason they always have a gay cam whore position open with a very high pay.
At the very least do every thing to get a whole load of money, and then you kill yourself.

[equanimity]

True heaven on earth would be more akin to growing beyond your desire for worldly possessions.  Don't kill yourself :/

[mashleshmash]

But we all know you'd still be spending aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall your time with us!