Minor celebrities you could realistically have sex with

[Bart the General]

Thought of at least two qualifiers but immediately forgot them

I was gonna pick "lights" but she's too bubbly and nerdy

guess I'm goin with Kay



4.5/10

and fefe dobson, another Canadian who used to literally go out with an australian with asbergers. She's also older now. She seems crazy enough to just bang some guy for having a moderate amount of swagger and not saying the wrong thing



Take off the camera glare and they're basic bitches and nobody had better say kraeshawn

discuss

[Infinityshock]

never heard of any of them

posting pics will help your cause

[Rocklin]

my top pick.

[Bart the General]

she looks pretty good but I didn't watch the video to ascertain whether or not we're comparable sexually. Sounds like she's a whore but that can be complicated once they have a level of recognition. What is your game plan for getting this girl?

[komokazi]

What a fucking retarded thread. Kill yourself.

[Bart the General]

What a fucking retarded thread. Kill yourself.

minor celebrities don't like homeless people

not even taylor swift would touch your arm gently and go "there there"

[RestStop]

Unrelated but two nights ago I had a dream I had a daughter with mila kunis, Was big and swole like Arnold in the 70's, and drove a brand new bmw, everyone, and I mean everyone was fucking Miring me.

Then I woke up, that part sucked.

[Prometheus]

she looks pretty good but I didn't watch the video to ascertain whether or not we're comparable sexually. Sounds like she's a whore but that can be complicated once they have a level of recognition. What is your game plan for getting this girl?

You sir, clearly do not watch enough porn.