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1. Make girl cry
2. Wait for Drake to show up
3. Listen to Drake console the girl and white knight
4. Say you've reconsidered your approach to the gender paradigm after seeing a Jewish hip hop star display the virtues of chivalry
5. When Drake extends arm and moves shoulder forward in anticipation of a "bro hug," grab his hand and pull him towards you quickly with your foot outstretched, tripping him
6. Put your knee in his back
7. Make him eat grass and dirt
8. Tell him to stop punching himself
9. Take his chains/money
10. Celebrate with the girl for a few days until she starts crying in a club because she dropped her phone in the toilet while doing coke
11. Drake shows up again
12. Repeat
