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Offline Shark Jumper

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Re: Man stuff
« Reply #30 on: June 01, 2014, 10:40:30 pm »
Yeah.
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Re: Man stuff
« Reply #31 on: June 01, 2014, 10:47:21 pm »
legal to what extent can i marry my sister's puddle?
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« Reply #32 on: June 01, 2014, 11:17:05 pm »
yes.  and post pics when the marriage is consumated
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« Reply #33 on: June 01, 2014, 11:25:14 pm »
Witch states? and i would but i think a particular some one might kick up a fuss about them tho
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Fucking with me is like masterbation, Feels good while your doing it, But when ya done, You realise you fucked your self.

A goal: To leave this place a little less fucked up then when i entered.

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Offline Infinityshock

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Re: Man stuff
« Reply #34 on: June 01, 2014, 11:28:44 pm »
i dont know.

what i do know is nothing is illegal until you get caught

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« Reply #35 on: June 01, 2014, 11:41:16 pm »
i know i tell the kids that all the time altho it would be nice fore some one to do a post on zoo sex law so fellow beasty's can play safe
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Fucking with me is like masterbation, Feels good while your doing it, But when ya done, You realise you fucked your self.

A goal: To leave this place a little less fucked up then when i entered.

Stay in drugs,
Don't do school?

Quote from: Arnox on July 05, 2014, 11:40:01 pm
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Offline Infinityshock

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Re: Man stuff
« Reply #36 on: June 07, 2014, 10:53:10 pm »
easy...dont get caught...and dont incriminate yourself.  then all kinds of zoo seks is legal.

and...dont advertise it on craigslist...like that chick that advertised that she wanted a dog with a big dong to cork her.  some bored cop was nice enough to show up then arrest her.
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Re: Man stuff
« Reply #37 on: June 10, 2014, 09:08:15 pm »
What about entry in to animal like with dogs will i have to sniff there butts so they know what i intend to do?
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Fucking with me is like masterbation, Feels good while your doing it, But when ya done, You realise you fucked your self.

A goal: To leave this place a little less fucked up then when i entered.

Stay in drugs,
Don't do school?

Quote from: Arnox on July 05, 2014, 11:40:01 pm
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Re: Man stuff
« Reply #38 on: June 10, 2014, 09:13:24 pm »
Quote from: oppenheimmer on June 10, 2014, 09:08:15 pm
What about entry in to animal like with dogs will i have to sniff there butts so they know what i intend to do?

all you have to do is get down on all fours like a bitch and spread your ass cheeks.
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Re: Man stuff
« Reply #39 on: June 10, 2014, 09:25:11 pm »
haha a dog's knott would just fall out off me tho you have seen the pics ant you



in case you didn't
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Fucking with me is like masterbation, Feels good while your doing it, But when ya done, You realise you fucked your self.

A goal: To leave this place a little less fucked up then when i entered.

Stay in drugs,
Don't do school?

Quote from: Arnox on July 05, 2014, 11:40:01 pm
Quote from: oppenheimmer on July 05, 2014, 04:14:37 pm
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Re: Man stuff
« Reply #40 on: June 11, 2014, 12:17:44 am »
then its time you think bigger

find a horse

make sure to video tape it...titled 'mr hands part deux'
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Re: Man stuff
« Reply #41 on: September 13, 2014, 12:09:06 am »
i got a candle in once. the guy on 4chan said he would pay me $40 but he flaked out once he got the pic. stupid muthafuckin me had red shit for the next 2 weeks. let me tell you, a virgin ass does not respond well to a candle being stuck up it.
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Re: Man stuff
« Reply #42 on: September 13, 2014, 01:03:53 am »
Quote from: mojo4567 on September 13, 2014, 12:09:06 am
i got a candle in once. the guy on 4chan said he would pay me $40 but he flaked out once he got the pic. stupid muthafuckin me had red shit for the next 2 weeks. let me tell you, a virgin ass does not respond well to a candle being stuck up it.

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