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Offline buddha

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Re: Man stuff
« Reply #15 on: May 31, 2014, 12:34:36 pm »
What a talented asshole. You would be very popular in prison

thank you, i do take a lot off pride in my asshole and as for it's popularity, well, 3 is never a crowd :P

Apparently pride is not the only thing you take in your asshole. HAHA :D

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« Reply #16 on: May 31, 2014, 12:34:58 pm »
What a talented asshole. You would be very popular in prison

thank you, i do take a lot off pride in my asshole and as for it's popularity, well, 3 is never a crowd :P

Im sure hazza and street crap would love to have you over for a nice long session of man love. Your talent is right up their alley.  Nope...that wasn't a pun. Not at all

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« Reply #17 on: May 31, 2014, 02:25:24 pm »
The view's to post ratio is leaving me with question's...
Fucking with me is like masterbation, Feels good while your doing it, But when ya done, You realise you fucked your self.

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« Reply #18 on: May 31, 2014, 02:26:08 pm »
You need an interview with goatse

I've had many. XD
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« Reply #19 on: May 31, 2014, 02:26:38 pm »
The view's to post ratio is leaving me with question's...
XD
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« Reply #20 on: June 01, 2014, 10:36:16 am »
You need an interview with goatse

I've had many. XD

Then you shouldn't be surprised at someone impaling their prostate with oversized foreign objects.  Once you graduate to mr-hands sorts of things, thats when not being alive becomes an option

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« Reply #21 on: June 01, 2014, 10:39:15 am »
The view's to post ratio is leaving me with question's...

There are no questions to be had...its common knowledge that porn is the biggest attractant of traffic there is

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« Reply #22 on: June 01, 2014, 11:25:46 am »
You need an interview with goatse

I've had many. XD

Then you shouldn't be surprised at someone impaling their prostate with oversized foreign objects.  Once you graduate to mr-hands sorts of things, thats when not being alive becomes an option

And the award for sexiest death reference goes to Infinityshock
Well done mate have this Dodo egg as your prize
Fucking with me is like masterbation, Feels good while your doing it, But when ya done, You realise you fucked your self.

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« Reply #23 on: June 01, 2014, 08:49:03 pm »
You need an interview with goatse

I've had many. XD

Then you shouldn't be surprised at someone impaling their prostate with oversized foreign objects.  Once you graduate to mr-hands sorts of things, thats when not being alive becomes an option

I'm not too surprised. I've been all around that part of the web, like with Mr. Hands and One Man One Jar. The way I wrote my response made me look more surprised than I actually was.
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« Reply #24 on: June 01, 2014, 08:50:08 pm »
And the award for sexiest death reference goes to Infinityshock
Well done mate have this Dodo egg as your prize

The Mr. Hands guy didn't live, right?
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« Reply #25 on: June 01, 2014, 09:15:31 pm »
And the award for sexiest death reference goes to Infinityshock
Well done mate have this Dodo egg as your prize

The Mr. Hands guy didn't live, right?

nnnnnope

"died of acute peritonitis due to perforation of the colon"

thats about as vague of a cause of death as it gets.  i havent been able to find a real cause of death, such as loss of blood pressure...sepsis...whatever.  it was only a few hours after the incident that he died, so it must have been something pretty severe

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« Reply #26 on: June 01, 2014, 09:24:32 pm »
And the award for sexiest death reference goes to Infinityshock
Well done mate have this Dodo egg as your prize

The Mr. Hands guy didn't live, right?

nnnnnope

"died of acute peritonitis due to perforation of the colon"

thats about as vague of a cause of death as it gets.  i havent been able to find a real cause of death, such as loss of blood pressure...sepsis...whatever.  it was only a few hours after the incident that he died, so it must have been something pretty severe

Yikes. I wonder if he thought it was worth it?  :-\
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Re: Man stuff
« Reply #27 on: June 01, 2014, 09:37:50 pm »
if hes into extreme S&M...im sure

id like to find a chick that is into that.  id videotape it in a state where it was legal then post the vid in S&A as art

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« Reply #28 on: June 01, 2014, 10:11:53 pm »
Videotape it on a boat or in Antarctica. No laws out there other than the laws of the nation whose ship finds you! XD
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« Reply #29 on: June 01, 2014, 10:14:52 pm »
Videotape it on a boat or in Antarctica. No laws out there other than the laws of the nation whose ship finds you! XD

or doesnt find me

still, there are several states where it is legal