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Offline WS

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Jews finally planted me.
« on: October 01, 2014, 08:14:50 pm »
Yay! I'm gonna be a star, the jews finally found a spot for me among the stars. What did I get you ask? They gave me a multicolored designer T shirt, regular cargo shorts, $35 socks and J's, and a round trip ticket to LA on Spirit Airlines with a shuttle taking me to Venice for a video shoot.
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Re: Jews finally planted me.
« Reply #1 on: October 01, 2014, 08:34:04 pm »
if you expect to get anywhere expect to do time on the casting couch

bring your own lube
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Re: Jews finally planted me.
« Reply #2 on: October 01, 2014, 09:46:08 pm »
burgers
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Offline RustyShackleford

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Re: Jews finally planted me.
« Reply #3 on: October 01, 2014, 09:52:43 pm »
The taste may leave, but you will never forget.
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Re: Jews finally planted me.
« Reply #4 on: October 02, 2014, 01:36:23 am »
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Re: Jews finally planted me.
« Reply #5 on: October 02, 2014, 01:37:53 am »
$35 socks?  Is that even possible?  We're talking one pair?
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Smoke some weed and get laid!  Doctor's orders!

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Re: Jews finally planted me.
« Reply #6 on: October 08, 2014, 01:29:19 am »
nigga you aint goin anywhere

just continue shooting meth up your yahoo
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Offline Piles of Crack

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Re: Jews finally planted me.
« Reply #7 on: October 08, 2014, 07:15:47 pm »
Quote from: Ninja on October 02, 2014, 01:37:53 am
$35 socks?  Is that even possible?  We're talking one pair?

They're made from Sasquatch pubic hair
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Re: Jews finally planted me.
« Reply #8 on: October 09, 2014, 03:54:10 am »
it's that plant feeling..


yall can keep that fish fillet im eating creme brulee
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Re: Jews finally planted me.
« Reply #9 on: October 09, 2014, 04:22:30 am »
throw up the &S gangsign
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Re: Jews finally planted me.
« Reply #10 on: October 09, 2014, 04:32:34 am »
weed sex has never even been to Mt. Zion  :content:
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