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Offline theshroomguy

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Minneapolis sucks
« on: September 30, 2014, 09:05:11 pm »
What a shit city, things look so run down. Theres gangbangers walking down the street looking obvious as fuck throwing up signs. Most of the people turn into complete assholes and get all up in your face at the slightest offense. And the buses tend to be filled with homeless or schizos. The only redeeming quality about this place is the mall of america. Just cause of the theme park. It's def not a place ill miss traveling to.

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Re: Minneapolis sucks
« Reply #1 on: September 30, 2014, 09:26:15 pm »
What a shit city, things look so run down. Theres gangbangers walking down the street looking obvious as fuck throwing up signs. Most of the people turn into complete assholes and get all up in your face at the slightest offense. And the buses tend to be filled with homeless or schizos. The only redeeming quality about this place is the mall of america. Just cause of the theme park. It's def not a place ill miss traveling to.
What part did you go to, Minneapolis is the best city so fuck you. Only downside are all the fucking fags roaming around. Go back to your shitty ass city and please don't come back

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Re: Minneapolis sucks
« Reply #2 on: September 30, 2014, 11:28:16 pm »
Idk what part, it was so long ago, but ill take AZ over that place any day. Sure it can get hot as balls but the scenery is better ex: grand canyon, and the people ive met have been far more chill than anyone ive met up in shittyapolis.

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Re: Minneapolis sucks
« Reply #3 on: October 01, 2014, 12:28:34 am »
I learned my lesson about Minneapolis when I went there for a concert. It was in between bands and I went outside to see if I could find a vendor of green goods. I checked around for the telltale signs of a dealer and made casual conversation with a few concert goers who seemed to be of good taste. After a string of bad luck I came across an African American gentleman who told me could could hook me up. I never thought I would be douped by such a character but I learned my lesson. He gestured for me to come with him so I naively went. Around the corner was where he decided to turn from black guy to nigger when he was all like "GIVE ME YOUR WHITEBOY SHIT". At this point given that he was unarmed I made a dash back to the venue but I learned two lessons that day.
1. Never trust a nigger
2. Fuck Minneapolis hit up St. Paul

Also the mall of America isn't in Minneapolis.
tl;dr: idealism will not un-rape you.

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Re: Minneapolis sucks
« Reply #4 on: October 01, 2014, 12:34:37 am »
I've heard there are somali only districts of minniemousealus

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Re: Minneapolis sucks
« Reply #5 on: October 01, 2014, 12:51:26 am »
I learned my lesson about Minneapolis when I went there for a concert. It was in between bands and I went outside to see if I could find a vendor of green goods. I checked around for the telltale signs of a dealer and made casual conversation with a few concert goers who seemed to be of good taste. After a string of bad luck I came across an African American gentleman who told me could could hook me up. I never thought I would be douped by such a character but I learned my lesson. He gestured for me to come with him so I naively went. Around the corner was where he decided to turn from black guy to nigger when he was all like "GIVE ME YOUR WHITEBOY SHIT". At this point given that he was unarmed I made a dash back to the venue but I learned two lessons that day.
1. Never trust a nigger
2. Fuck Minneapolis hit up St. Paul

Also the mall of America isn't in Minneapolis.
Why would you ever trust a nigger haha

I've heard there are somali only districts of minniemousealus
Somalis are fucking annoying as shit. They're not well liked around here, not even niggers like them. They come here as refugees, soak up all the benefits, don't give a shit about anyone but themselves, are rude, shitty drivers and stink