satanic rituals

[iam]

anyone performed one?

[Arnox]

Ah. Satanic rituals. That would go under the MGCBTSOOYG forum.

[iam]

anyone?

[Vulture]

Are we talking theistic Satanism, LaVey's girl scout troop and other wannabes, or black magick in general? And what's your goal in asking this?

[Really Awesome Nickname]

Are we talking theistic Satanism, LaVey's girl scout troop and other wannabes, or black magick in general? And what's your goal in asking this?

Seems to me you dont know much of what you are talking about.

Black Magic and ceremonial magic practice in general are all forms of Theistic Satanism. And your so called girlscout troops (which given they really were girlscouts of the cookie selling type they are still more awesome than you) has nothing really to do with demons and metaphysic entities, but with glorifying the real beauty of the true human nature and vices which the Catholic Church and the social contract (as in "living in society" aka the law) have put so much stress and effort into denying and punishing. LaVey's doctrine is basically the worship of oneself; something among the lines of "there's no God, there's no devil, we ourselves make our heaven or our hell and all should be free to make of this life a heaven or hell for themselves as each might fancy, as long as it doesn't fuck up with someone else's because they have the same right as you.

As for the topic here, it really much depends on what the OP means. In its true contextual origin, a Satanic ritual is any form of worship not directed the meccan (Judeo-Catholic/Islamic) God. Thereby any type of party, feast or celebration not directed towards Allah, Adonai,YWVH (Jahveh), God or Jesus of Nazareth is a Satanic ritual. Which basically means the 4th of July, for instance, would've been considered pagan and satanic back in the day, and so would Christmas (pagan celebration dedicated to de Solar Diety practiced by romans and persians on the night prior to the winter solstice around the time of their conversion to Christianity).

[Vulture]

Seems to me you dont know much of what you are talking about.

Black Magic and ceremonial magic practice in general are all forms of Theistic Satanism. And your so called girlscout troops (which given they really were girlscouts of the cookie selling type they are still more awesome than you) has nothing really to do with demons and metaphysic entities, but with glorifying the real beauty of the true human nature and vices which the Catholic Church and the social contract (as in "living in society" aka the law) have put so much stress and effort into denying and punishing. LaVey's doctrine is basically the worship of oneself; something among the lines of "there's no God, there's no devil, we ourselves make our heaven or our hell and all should be free to make of this life a heaven or hell for themselves as each might fancy, as long as it doesn't fuck up with someone else's because they have the same right as you.

lullz... I have no respect for ideologies that exist for the sole purpose of contradicting other ideologies under the guise of "glorifying the real beauty of human nature yak yak cough cough LaVey ."

Things should be done for the sake of doing with no limits to one's experience. This is the only ideology consistent with the lovingly violent nexus of cannibalistic warfare that is existence, which followers (fol-low-ers) of Ayn Rand in a dracula suit live in willful ignorance of. You espouse an elaborate delusional farce wherein you allow others to limit you for fear of hurting them, because you fear them. You are weak.

You might find some grains of truth here.

[mmmmmmmQuestions]

Yes.

Every night I perform them.

I start with a sea salt bath. 43 minutes and tobasco dots intervaled at 3 minute marks.

After that I fuck my mom and cum in her mouth.

Three days later I eat my own shit and puke into my cat's dish the remnants. I feed her nothing until she eats it.

Then I feed her nothing and die along with her.

Tomorrow

[Vulture]

I'm still laughing at American Independence Day being cited as an example of the Left Hand Path.

This thread needs a dose of shava sadhana: http://crookedleaf.tumblr.com/post/24942696631

[mojo4567]

Can someone post a satanic ritual to summon satan. I want to be buttraped by a demon cock

[Vulture]

Can someone post a satanic ritual to summon satan. I want to be buttraped by a demon cock

*reports post to Arnox so he can oblige mojo*

[Really Awesome Nickname]

Seems to me you dont know much of what you are talking about.

Black Magic and ceremonial magic practice in general are all forms of Theistic Satanism. And your so called girlscout troops (which given they really were girlscouts of the cookie selling type they are still more awesome than you) has nothing really to do with demons and metaphysic entities, but with glorifying the real beauty of the true human nature and vices which the Catholic Church and the social contract (as in "living in society" aka the law) have put so much stress and effort into denying and punishing. LaVey's doctrine is basically the worship of oneself; something among the lines of "there's no God, there's no devil, we ourselves make our heaven or our hell and all should be free to make of this life a heaven or hell for themselves as each might fancy, as long as it doesn't fuck up with someone else's because they have the same right as you.

lullz... I have no respect for ideologies that exist for the sole purpose of contradicting other ideologies under the guise of "glorifying the real beauty of human nature yak yak cough cough LaVey ."

Things should be done for the sake of doing with no limits to one's experience. This is the only ideology consistent with the lovingly violent nexus of cannibalistic warfare that is existence, which followers (fol-low-ers) of Ayn Rand in a dracula suit live in willful ignorance of. You espouse an elaborate delusional farce wherein you allow others to limit you for fear of hurting them, because you fear them. You are weak.

You might find some grains of truth here.

lol wtf are you talking about. I'd just simply try not to bug off others cause I wouldn't really much like anyone else to interrupt my buzz. You remind me of some commie dude I used to work with. He's kinda like you. He criticices everyting negatively, claiming to be able to give you an argument on how everything you tell him is either wrong and stupid and why you suck and giving you a million of senseless reasonings on how he knows more than you about everything. He has a college degree, but spent the last 6 years of his life operating a deep fryer in a small mexican fast food place full time and he finds making french fries and putting pizzas in an oven stressful.

[Vulture]

Bring some lube next time.

[Dionysus]

After reading a couple of Christopher Hyatt books, I have been meaning to try it out. I think I am reluctant because I don't wanna ask any devils for any favors unless I really mean/want it, and there are probably better practical introductions to the occult than satanic ritual if you are only doing it to fuck around.

[Vulture]

The more time you spend reading, the less you do. This doesn't mean there's not a place for reading, but that its place is when you've run out of ideas of your own. Then reading provides a spark and lets you create again, and that reading doesn't have to pertain to the occult at all. That initial catalyst to action is the hardest fucking part.

A word of advice: if you're asking a devil for help, you're doing it wrong. Make it a part of you. Do what you wish to ask for; become the devil himself.

[Dionysus]

The more time you spend reading, the less you do. This doesn't mean there's not a place for reading, but that its place is when you've run out of ideas of your own. Then reading provides a spark and lets you create again, and that reading doesn't have to pertain to the occult at all. That initial catalyst to action is the hardest fucking part.

A word of advice: if you're asking a devil for help, you're doing it wrong. Make it a part of you. Do what you wish to ask for; become the devil himself.

Don't get me wrong, I've read a few books, but I am hardly bent over occult volumes. What I have taken out of it, I think I would be much more into getting possessed, like for artistic purposes. Channeling archetypes and whatnot. It seems like something that just happens if you are open to it.