helo i am bling i have strong muscle and big lulla

[bling bling]

how 2 get da girl

i wud post body shot but than bradley would come back and try to drug me again

[Vox Ducis]

Go to da pub be da big boi and lift all da bitches.

You're bling da king of spliff who throws fags down da cliff.

[mark311]

DAT BLING BLING

[xbcnfujv]

show 'em your weiner.

[bling bling]

how do

[mark311]

Bling do you remember on tinychat when you were giving me the dating advice? Lol that was good stuff

- If she has a boyfriend fight him at a movie theatre
- first thing you do when you meet her dad is look at his record collection and tell him to go straight to hell
- you want her dad to fear you not respect you

There was more I can't remember the rest please bling share your wisdom

Bling is love. Bling is life. Bling is god.

[bling bling]

ummm so what if a girl came to me today

[mark311]

One time this hooker said shed do whatever I wanted for $100 so I told her to paint my house and cut the grass

[Infinityshock]

how 2 get da girl

i wud post body shot but than bradley would come back and try to drug me again

Pics or youre a fat greasy shut-in wearing month-old unwashed whitey-tighties