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Offline equanimity

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« on: September 28, 2014, 12:50:27 am »
Whatever happened to my sanity?  I'm still waiting around to be saved.  Sabotaging myself, really.

But there's no shining price out there looking for me and my distress.  Wtf, equanimity.


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Re: in distress
« Reply #1 on: September 28, 2014, 01:07:40 am »
Sadness is my boyfriend.


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Re: in distress
« Reply #2 on: September 28, 2014, 01:38:37 am »
Sadness is my boyfriend.

You should fuck Sadness and he can impregnate you with a little bundle of sad.  And, when that baby is born, if you murder it, you will be set free and find happiness.  True story.
Smoke some weed and get laid!  Doctor's orders!

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Re: in distress
« Reply #3 on: September 28, 2014, 02:39:07 am »
I've been spending all of my time here.  Wish I had friends I could see more often.

Those suicidal feelings are beginning to resurface.  I think I really need that lithium.


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Re: in distress
« Reply #4 on: September 28, 2014, 02:40:45 am »
I've been spending all of my time here.  Wish I had friends I could see more often.

Those suicidal feelings are beginning to resurface.  I think I really need that lithium.

There isn't even that much going on here, so you're probably just bored.  Take up knitting.
Smoke some weed and get laid!  Doctor's orders!

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Re: in distress
« Reply #5 on: September 28, 2014, 03:53:26 am »

Try farting. That usually makes me feel better.