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Offline Hex535

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The Munchies and what you feed them
« on: June 06, 2014, 04:05:35 am »
What do you guys feed your fucked up and derranged munchie cravings with? Midnight concoctions? got recipies? post them too!

For example:

SWIM had a couple of bowls of dankity dank and then he took some Tuna, celery, onions, dill pickles, and salt/pepper, chopped and mixed that shit up with some mayo, grilled it on butter white texas bread with some govmn't cheese, and cut it into fours for some bomb ass tuna melt finger fuckers.

or how about store bought munchies?

I have been getting these every time I walk into the Nice 'N Easy Gas station over here :

They're like Doritios I guess but not as stupid and broken or hard to fit a whole one into your mouth. I dont know, theres something about Wise potato chips that I like better than the rest. Some people swear on that Utz shit, some people are about Frito-Lay products. But Wise has my money any day.
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Re: The Munchies and what you feed them
« Reply #1 on: June 06, 2014, 06:14:26 am »
Donor meat pizza
Family size bacon and onion quiche
Pork pies
French fries fucking swimming in cheese
Syrup cake
Deep fried battered mushrooms
Fish finger sandwiches
Custard filled donuts
Ritz crackers crushed into Philadelphia + eaten with a spoon.

I'm the king of shit food, it just gets more depraved from there.

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Re: The Munchies and what you feed them
« Reply #2 on: June 06, 2014, 11:25:26 am »
Shit food is the entire point! nobody gets the munchies and goes "think I'll have a salad".
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Then this ebony bird beguiling my sad fancy into smiling,
By the grave and stern decorum of the countenance it wore.
Though thy crest be shorn and shaven, thou," I said, "art sure no craven,
Ghastly grim and ancient raven wandering from the Nightly shore —
Tell me what thy lordly name is on the Night's Plutonian shore!"
Quoth the Raven, "Nevermore."

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Re: The Munchies and what you feed them
« Reply #3 on: June 06, 2014, 12:11:43 pm »
False...
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Offline Hex535

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Re: The Munchies and what you feed them
« Reply #4 on: June 06, 2014, 12:29:20 pm »
Listen man nobody cares if you have a salad as your inebriation snack but for the purpose of keeping topic please take your chauvinistic  Ass Hat off for just this post and fuck off?
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Then this ebony bird beguiling my sad fancy into smiling,
By the grave and stern decorum of the countenance it wore.
Though thy crest be shorn and shaven, thou," I said, "art sure no craven,
Ghastly grim and ancient raven wandering from the Nightly shore —
Tell me what thy lordly name is on the Night's Plutonian shore!"
Quoth the Raven, "Nevermore."

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Re: The Munchies and what you feed them
« Reply #5 on: June 06, 2014, 12:33:58 pm »
True..nobody cares

My post was fully on topic.  I eat salad as a snack on a regular basis.  Yesterday I was hungry so I went outside and ate a couple of cucumbers and tomatoes right off the plants. That counts as salad

In conclusion...lick my balls
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Re: The Munchies and what you feed them
« Reply #6 on: June 06, 2014, 12:39:08 pm »


Feeds 2 people, usually
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Re: The Munchies and what you feed them
« Reply #7 on: June 06, 2014, 01:38:26 pm »
The real fun begins when those two try to use the crapper at the same time after that culinary nightmare makes it thru their alimentary canal
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Re: The Munchies and what you feed them
« Reply #8 on: June 06, 2014, 02:42:37 pm »
Veggies, and fruit for light cases of the munchies. I'll mix raisins and cacao beans when I'm baked.
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Re: The Munchies and what you feed them
« Reply #9 on: June 06, 2014, 03:27:46 pm »
Man I don't think eating healthy is wrong but you guys have like... woman munchies... the fuck...

I drink lots of water every day, I get outside, I eat my veggies and dont drink soda, I know what that shit is but you guys dont ever get fucked up and go

"wow that looks like a great piece of chocolate cake with Oreos and Kit-Kats on top I'll take several!"

or

"I ordered a big 2 double cheese burgers and 2 McChickens and layered them inbetween each other and had me a double McGanbang!"

Am I the only one? NOBODY CHEATS ON THEIR DIETING?
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Then this ebony bird beguiling my sad fancy into smiling,
By the grave and stern decorum of the countenance it wore.
Though thy crest be shorn and shaven, thou," I said, "art sure no craven,
Ghastly grim and ancient raven wandering from the Nightly shore —
Tell me what thy lordly name is on the Night's Plutonian shore!"
Quoth the Raven, "Nevermore."

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Re: The Munchies and what you feed them
« Reply #10 on: June 06, 2014, 03:35:21 pm »
Of course I get woman munchies...then I just call one over and get busy

Hell...I can eat an entire container of ice cream,  a whole pizza (2 of those little California cuisine ones), a whole bag of doritos or corn puffs, whole 12-count package of reeses peanut butter cups...yea...I definitely have an eating disorder
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Re: The Munchies and what you feed them
« Reply #11 on: June 06, 2014, 03:37:20 pm »
Quote from: Hex535 on June 06, 2014, 03:27:46 pm
"I ordered a big 2 double cheese burgers and 2 McChickens and layered them inbetween each other and had me a double McGanbang!"

You can actually order this by the name McGangbang or McButtfuck at any Mcdonalds in College Station where it was invented. 
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Re: The Munchies and what you feed them
« Reply #12 on: June 06, 2014, 10:22:19 pm »
Disco fries. Take some french fries, put some gravy and melted cheese on top, eat with fingers or fork, wallow in the flavor until you start to wallow in regret.
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Re: The Munchies and what you feed them
« Reply #13 on: June 06, 2014, 10:31:02 pm »
Fun fact: the condition known as the 'munchies' that one gets from ingesting weed is completely culturally based. Your brain's interpretation of signals acts abnormally due to the obvious chemical imbalances that marijuana introduces. More specifically in the case of the munchies, your stomach sends signals to the brain and the brain cannot make sense of what it's getting. Culturally, people say that the feeling you get is hunger and therefore people eat various things during this period of inebriation. In another culture, I can't remember which one right now, they believe the effect to stem hunger and thus take it during periods of famine as a way of dealing with it.
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Re: The Munchies and what you feed them
« Reply #14 on: June 22, 2014, 07:45:52 pm »
Big bowl of cereal hits the spot everytime........ I also like ramen noodles with chips crushed up in them, then I'll get a flour tortilla and put it in microwave for like 4 minutes, flipping it like every 30 seconds until its hard and crispy. Then I put the noodles on it and eat it like a tostoda. I love ramen noodles cuz you can do SO many things with them...... ya I've spent a lot of time in jail and prison so I have spreading experience with noodles.
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