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Offline Dumpster Slut

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I just got abducted by aliens
« on: September 27, 2014, 10:33:01 am »
I've been waiting for this moment my entire life. They took me from my bed and physically carried me down the stairs outside. Then they tied me up and put me in their van. I was then forced me to ejaculate into a cup that I presume will be used to clone my optimal genes.
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Re: I just got abducted by aliens
« Reply #1 on: September 27, 2014, 10:33:54 am »
I feel beautiful
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Re: I just got abducted by aliens
« Reply #2 on: September 27, 2014, 08:42:10 pm »
You're so fat not even aliens can abduct you

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Re: I just got abducted by aliens
« Reply #3 on: September 27, 2014, 08:49:10 pm »
You got milked

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Re: I just got abducted by aliens
« Reply #4 on: September 27, 2014, 11:42:26 pm »
I feel beautiful


Well that shouldn't be happening.
Not Istanbul.

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Re: I just got abducted by aliens
« Reply #5 on: September 29, 2014, 04:13:01 am »
Whenever I finger my asshole I get intense flashbacks. Felt so good
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Re: I just got abducted by aliens
« Reply #6 on: September 29, 2014, 04:15:42 am »
Whenever I finger my asshole I get intense flashbacks. Felt so good

Dumpo you should sign up to PotterForums with some of us and troll the fuck out of them.

You will be great at it.

Keep your name too for extra Lulz
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Re: I just got abducted by aliens
« Reply #7 on: September 29, 2014, 04:29:34 am »
Whenever I finger my asshole I get intense flashbacks. Felt so good
Now sniff your finger

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Re: I just got abducted by aliens
« Reply #8 on: September 29, 2014, 04:55:33 am »
Whenever I finger my asshole I get intense flashbacks. Felt so good

Video or it didn't happen
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Re: I just got abducted by aliens
« Reply #9 on: October 01, 2014, 11:27:09 am »
That wasnt aliens.  That was your uncle and his friends in their Halloween costumes

Those werent probes. They were penises and dildos