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Offline BITCH TITZ

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Re: Just beat the shit out of this guy...
« Reply #30 on: September 28, 2014, 08:14:23 am »
I don't care about hamp's story and if it's true or not but him saying he doesn't want to associate with alcoholics/pill addicts is pretty stupid. I realize it's online but this guy has invested so much fucking time to totse/zoklet and probably tinychat that's a retarded thing to say.

You do live in Tennessee, where I was born and someone calling your fat sister fat and pushing your cousin down is nothing compared to what happens a lot in Tennessee. No story here.
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Re: Just beat the shit out of this guy...
« Reply #31 on: September 28, 2014, 08:16:39 am »
I don't care about hamp's story and if it's true or not but him saying he doesn't want to associate with alcoholics/pill addicts is pretty stupid. I realize it's online but this guy has invested so much fucking time to tote/zoklet.

You do live in Tennessee, where I was born and someone calling your fat sister fat and pushing your cousin down is nothing compared to what happens in Tennessee.

I fucked a fat 19 yo in Tennessee once.  I wonder if it was Hamp's sister?
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Re: Just beat the shit out of this guy...
« Reply #32 on: September 28, 2014, 08:26:21 am »
Good job on the ass kickin.  Hopefully you're not in jail right now though.

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Re: Just beat the shit out of this guy...
« Reply #33 on: September 28, 2014, 03:05:28 pm »
I would've helped you Hamp... Know this.

You're definitely one of the better guys on here. Like an underdog of sorts.

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Re: Just beat the shit out of this guy...
« Reply #34 on: September 28, 2014, 05:54:30 pm »
worldstar that shit next time nigguh

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Re: Just beat the shit out of this guy...
« Reply #35 on: September 28, 2014, 09:51:37 pm »
...for making my sister cry and grabbing my 8 year old cousin by the arm and pushing her down. Feels good, man. Flawless victory, too. Tracked him down because I wasn't there when shit hit the fan, and when I found him I dispensed with the bullshit and went straight to the ass whoopin'. Left the piece of shit bleeding on the side of the road. Goddamn, I needed that release.

A little backstory:

My parents, friends, other family all knew this guy. Construction worker, pill head, alcoholic. Not the kind of person that I choose to associate with, but their are those in my family with similar interests, so I knew the guy whether I liked it or not. To keep the TLDR to a minimum, the guy needed a place to stay, so my mom let him ride this old couch on her carport. Doors stayed locked at night when they went to sleep, and he was gone to work in the morning. Tonight my sister was keeping my cousin's kids for her when he came in belligerent as fuck. My cousin was asked to do something, but she was having trouble, so he went to help and ended up grabbing her by the arm and pushing her down. Now, I'm not sure which happened first, but he also made comments about my sisters weight that she overheard which made her cry. She's about the sweetest girl in the world. She didn't deserve to hear that in her own home. Anyway, my mom kicks the guy out then calls me and tells me what went down. I was out with my son's mom at that time, so we skipped the rest of dinner and left to go find his ass. Lo and behold, the first paragraph.

I'd say that I regret nothing, but I fucked dude up pretty good. I probably could have taken it easier on him, but whatever. He had it coming. I've wanted to kick his ass for some time now, and tonight he fucked up and gave me a reason.

What the fuck is wrong with construction?  Alcohol?  Pills?  Those all seem great to me.  If the guy was a fuckup, fine, but those traits alone don't make him a bad person.

I don't even understand what "My cousin was asked to do something, but she was having trouble, so he went to help and ended up grabbing her by the arm and pushing her down." means - did he accidentally knock her over or something?

Honestly, the guy is probably a fuckup - but the whole situation makes me think everyone in your family is some white trash, fuck ups as well.  They're probably just as to blame as he is - stop fucking having kids.

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Re: Just beat the shit out of this guy...
« Reply #36 on: September 28, 2014, 10:41:33 pm »
Where is HampTheAssKicker?

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Re: Just beat the shit out of this guy...
« Reply #37 on: September 29, 2014, 11:40:09 am »


I don't even understand what "My cousin was asked to do something, but she was having trouble, so he went to help and ended up grabbing her by the arm and pushing her down." means - did he accidentally knock her over or something?

Honestly, the guy is probably a fuckup - but the whole situation makes me think everyone in your family is some white trash, fuck ups as well.  They're probably just as to blame as he is - stop fucking having kids.

^^^^Mutha. Fuckin. THIS!!! ^^^^

I especially found it funny how the OP is such an impulsive and enraged spastic, he couldn't even finish his dinner before jumping up to go to find the guy. Talk about letting emotion and other people dictate your life....geez.

Also amusing how its another case in Hamps familiy of...."so and so was watching someone else's kids". Does anyone in his brood have children and actually takes care of them without needing half the town to play caregiver?

Just chalk all this up to Redneck Problems, I guess....

InB4 Hamp responds/tries to flame me and only me.....despite many other posters before me laughing at him and his family

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Re: Just beat the shit out of this guy...
« Reply #38 on: September 29, 2014, 01:28:32 pm »
Genuine question - what do you plan to teach your kid about fighting? Like, would you tell him to beat a bully's ass or tell him to use his words?

He knows to use his words or find an adult, but that isn't always possible. Sometimes your hand gets forced, and he knows to defend himself in those situations. He's already done it once. A kid was picking on him at the park, and he took as much as could take. He waiting until the kid was coming out of a tunnel, then kicked him right in the face. I think he should have handled it differently (and we talked about that afterward), but he stood up for himself to a bully and that's an important lesson too.

I don't care about hamp's story and if it's true or not but him saying he doesn't want to associate with alcoholics/pill addicts is pretty stupid. I realize it's online but this guy has invested so much fucking time to totse/zoklet and probably tinychat that's a retarded thing to say.

You do live in Tennessee, where I was born and someone calling your fat sister fat and pushing your cousin down is nothing compared to what happens a lot in Tennessee. No story here.

Yeah, but it's the innernet, so different. And, you're right that it doesn't compare to what could have been, but it was warranted nonetheless. You don't put your hands on kids like that.

Good job on the ass kickin.  Hopefully you're not in jail right now though.

Nah, just got more going on in my life than innernets. I don't have the time to spend posting that I used to even with a smartphone for posting on the run.

What the fuck is wrong with construction?  Alcohol?  Pills?  Those all seem great to me.  If the guy was a fuckup, fine, but those traits alone don't make him a bad person.

I don't even understand what "My cousin was asked to do something, but she was having trouble, so he went to help and ended up grabbing her by the arm and pushing her down." means - did he accidentally knock her over or something?

Honestly, the guy is probably a fuckup - but the whole situation makes me think everyone in your family is some white trash, fuck ups as well.  They're probably just as to blame as he is - stop fucking having kids.

Fuck, and you. I'll agree about the construction and shit, but there's a trend of substance abuse in the industry in my experience (and, I've had plenty). This guy fits that trend. Just giving some idea of what I had to deal with. He has his good points, but he's a fuck up like you said.

For clarity, I had two cousins spending the night with my sister and parents that night. One was a baby. My older cousin was asked to get her some pajamas, but couldn't reach the top of the dresser they were on. For whatever reason, the fuck up decided to step in and purposely pushed her down. It doesn't matter whether he pushed her softly or made her bleed. He made her afraid in her family's home, and that warrants an ass whoopin' in my book.

^^^^Mutha. Fuckin. THIS!!! ^^^^

I especially found it funny how the OP is such an impulsive and enraged spastic, he couldn't even finish his dinner before jumping up to go to find the guy. Talk about letting emotion and other people dictate your life....geez.

Also amusing how its another case in Hamps familiy of...."so and so was watching someone else's kids". Does anyone in his brood have children and actually takes care of them without needing half the town to play caregiver?

Just chalk all this up to Redneck Problems, I guess....

InB4 Hamp responds/tries to flame me and only me.....despite many other posters before me laughing at him and his family

Lol, you'd probably let half the town run a train on any given family member before mustering up the courage to ask your wife to do something about it.
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Re: Just beat the shit out of this guy...
« Reply #39 on: September 29, 2014, 01:45:47 pm »
As expected, it's great to see my commentary on this thread finally inspired Hamp to return to it and "defend himself".  8)

Onward through the fog....

My older cousin was asked to get her some pajamas, but couldn't reach the top of the dresser they were on. For whatever reason, the fuck up decided to step in and purposely pushed her down.

What's funny is in the simplistic hilljack family's mind, they never thought he mind have helped or even saved her by pushing her away from the dresser. Because if she was trying to climb it or something else dangerous, she could have taken an even worse fall or maybe even have the dresser fall upon her if she was trying to use the drawers to scale it. But of course take the word of a whiney 8 year old, and because she cries "scared" let's go kick ass and take names without thinking things through all the while ruining your own dinner.  :roll:



Lol, you'd probably let half the town run a train on any given family member before mustering up the courage to ask your wife to do something about it.

Typical Hamp response....when he has no other retort or insult, he just comes up with whatever fanciful bullshit while pounding on his keyboard with such frustration.

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Re: Just beat the shit out of this guy...
« Reply #40 on: September 29, 2014, 02:33:32 pm »
As expected, it's great to see my commentary on this thread finally inspired Hamp to return to it and "defend himself".

You give yourself way too much credit, but you go ahead and keep proving that you're nothing but a shit stirrer and a hypocrite by spinning these speculative fantasies.

It's funny that you defend the guy, though. That fact alone is all the validation I may need that I did the right thing. *giggle snort fart cough*
Fuck Zok and his "health problems."

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Re: Just beat the shit out of this guy...
« Reply #41 on: September 29, 2014, 03:53:09 pm »


You give yourself way too much credit, but you go ahead and keep proving that you're nothing but a shit stirrer and a hypocrite by spinning these speculative fantasies.

It's funny that you defend the guy, though. That fact alone is all the validation I may need that I did the right thing. *giggle snort fart cough*

I'm not defending the guy, but as a rational person that isn't willing to jump up in the middle of dinner based on the whines of an 8 year old I realize there could be many different layers to this story and not taking just the perspective of a little girl to dictate my feelings or actions. Kids that age want to feel "helpful", and perhaps she got pissy because he went and grabbed the pajamas before she had a chance to fetch a broom or yardstick. And what she defines as "pushing her", could have just been him brushing into her while she is charging down the hallway....adding the colorful "he hurt my arm" for emphasis, because she may not have liked him to begin with.

If you don't understand kids (especially girls) at that age lie, exaggerate, and overly dramatize a lot of shit when things aren't going their way....then its just further proof how little you know about child rearing.

On a side note, its interesting there aren't any other able bodied men at that house to take care of things if they go awry....sounds like a bunch of vulnerable women ready to be victim for whatever meanie comes there way, but of course in their wisdom(?) they decide to let whatever derelict in their door and then make a big deal about shit later. Like someone else said quite eloquently..."family of fuckups" indeed!  :P

Lastly, I find it interesting when other people give you shit about your dysfunctional family you don't give a fuck in the least and just pass it off as flaming...but when its ME commenting with hard hitting ideas you go the same route as a little girl and overdramatize my presence with the verbiage of..."nothing but a shit stirrer". Truth DOES hurt, don't it Hamp?

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Re: Just beat the shit out of this guy...
« Reply #42 on: September 29, 2014, 04:01:29 pm »
he knows to defend himself in those situations. He's already done it once. A kid was picking on him at the park, and he took as much as could take. He waiting until the kid was coming out of a tunnel, then kicked him right in the face.

Oh, Hamp :(


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Re: Just beat the shit out of this guy...
« Reply #43 on: September 29, 2014, 04:14:33 pm »

Oh, Hamp :(

How fuckin DARE you enter any thread in regard to "parenting" and give anyone your opinion of what works or doesn't work? When was the last time you seen your kids? Talked to them on the phone? Who IS there male role model in life, when everyone knows you aren't even around, and if you were you are the antithesis of anything in regard to "being a man" or a productive human being as a whole.

C'mon Zek.....give us an estimate of combined hours you've actually spent with your kids this year? Does it reach double digits even? And what kind of life lessons CAN you even teach them? Oh that's right, your idea of quality time is "reading books"....and spewing unreal perceptions of how to deal with the harsh realities of the world.

Seriously, just GTFO out of any thread as it pertains to child rearing....you are the LAST person that could ever find this website that has any clue in the least in regard to that topic.....unless it was giving advice on how to abandon kids and become a complete freak/embarrasement to them.

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Re: Just beat the shit out of this guy...
« Reply #44 on: September 29, 2014, 04:17:38 pm »
Oh, DaGuru :(

I do want to say though that "reading books" is one of the best things a parent could influence their kids do.  Life without books isn't life at all.


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