got caught shop lifting this morning.

[tuxedo_cat]

The boys have finally caught on to me at the local qfc I frequent. They informed me on my way out today "the register is right there sir!" "Oh stealing from us again?!"  And  "we have good cameras ya know!"

 How was your morning?

[millionsofdeadcats]

The boys have finally caught on to me at the local qfc I frequent. They informed me on my way out today "the register is right there sir!" "Oh stealing from us again?!"  And  "we have good cameras ya know!"

 How was your morning?

Doesn't sound like you 'got caught' more seems like they were 'onto you'.  Those are two different things.  In the past, I have kept stealing from the same place even when they were 'onto me' because I would be careful to stay within the grey areas of their LP policies.

[Infinityshock]

Some people dont grasp the concept between taking chances and being stupid

[millionsofdeadcats]

Some people dont grasp the concept between taking chances and being stupid

I was pretty much a pro at this shit for like 10 years, so in my case it was a 'calculated risk'.

[Toxication]

What happened then?

[tuxedo_cat]

Just left.

[Toxication]

No pursuit?

[tuxedo_cat]

None. I'm not sure how far back the employee was, regardless he sounded like a winy bitch.

Like I felt tempted to fip him off or something.

[mojo4567]

if nothing happend your good, just dont go back for a while. i did that and ended up getting arrested and pissing off the police force in my county.

[General Fault]

Go back, mill around like your looking for shit to steal, take a few items and move them around, fake like you're pocketing something, then turn and walk quickly to the door with NOTHING on you. If they say anything, then tell them to fuck off. If they detain you, they're hosed.

[mojo4567]

Go back, mill around like your looking for shit to steal, take a few items and move them around, fake like you're pocketing something, then turn and walk quickly to the door with NOTHING on you. If they say anything, then tell them to fuck off. If they detain you, they're hosed.

im pretty dumb and even i know this is a bad idea.

[komokazi]

Go back, mill around like your looking for shit to steal, take a few items and move them around, fake like you're pocketing something, then turn and walk quickly to the door with NOTHING on you. If they say anything, then tell them to fuck off. If they detain you, they're hosed.

im pretty dumb and even i know this is a bad idea.

It's actually not. If they stop you and you don't have anything on you, LAWSUIT. It's called defamation of character.

[SBTlauien]

None. I'm not sure how far back the employee was, regardless he sounded like a winy bitch.

You were stealing though...  Most people bitch about things like shoplifting, so you shouldn't be surprised when they cry that you're lifting.

Like I felt tempted to fip him off or something.

Why bother?  I'd be embarrassed if I was called out like that.  I have to assume that you're a teenager with your attitude.  Once you get older you'll understand how important it is to fit in if you're committing crime.

Also, you're lucky that they didn't pull out their cell phones and start recording you.  A lot of people are doing that and then posting it online.  lmao @ the losers that actually get caught.   

[Soso0]

So you didn't get caught... liar

[STD]

Any consequences so far? Keep away from there for months and months at least.