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Offline Rationahl

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Ordering drugs offline
« on: September 26, 2014, 03:20:27 pm »
ITT call me a fed, flame me for being a n00b, and hopefully help me out

Do you guys know of any information online (or maybe your own) about safest ways to go about this.
Obviously a good encrypted chat thing for vendors, but as far as if best route is setting up a p.o. Box or sending it to my house or what idk I'm new to all of this
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Re: Ordering drugs offline
« Reply #1 on: September 26, 2014, 05:19:36 pm »
Do you mean... off the internet? Not sure how one would engage in chat while offline.
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Re: Ordering drugs offline
« Reply #2 on: September 26, 2014, 05:25:43 pm »
Step 1: acquire 3D printer
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« Reply #3 on: September 26, 2014, 05:53:17 pm »
nigga qut the fucks a PO box nahmean like what the fuck is dat yo mommas stankin bawks or suhin? HA u just a fuck nigga tryna make da nex come up when u aint studied ya 1 2 10 n tryin jump in but u on sum funny shit we don play roun here boi

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« Reply #4 on: September 26, 2014, 06:05:35 pm »
If I were investigating a series of suspicious packages being sent to a PO box, I would probably have the office send a notice to the subscriber informing them that one is waiting for them to pick up, and when they showed I would probably take them away in cuffs. You might as well have it sent to your house, at least that way you can smoke meth while you look out for surveillance.

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« Reply #5 on: September 26, 2014, 06:14:21 pm »
Could it come in an  envelope or the if it fits it ships things, something that goes in aailbox rather than being delivered a package
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Re: Ordering drugs offline
« Reply #6 on: September 26, 2014, 06:20:00 pm »
If I were investigating a series of suspicious packages being sent to a PO box, I would probably have the office send a notice to the subscriber informing them that one is waiting for them to pick up, and when they showed I would probably take them away in cuffs. You might as well have it sent to your house, at least that way you can smoke meth while you look out for surveillance.

I have never used a po box so my question may be a stupid one.  Do they send out these notices every time one receives a piece of mail? 

My ideal mailing address would be of some middle aged acquaintance, who meets the following criteria:  needs money, has a fixed address, knows me by a false name, somewhat flexible ethics, and doesn't care about drugs enough to fuck with the packages.
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« Reply #7 on: September 26, 2014, 06:26:24 pm »
I've never gotten anything illegal sent in the mail because when I was younger I wasn't a fucking faggot who stayed inside all day, instead electing to go outside into my shit tier city and meet individuals to form mutualistic relationships with based on our own selfishnesseses

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« Reply #8 on: September 26, 2014, 06:30:36 pm »
I've never gotten anything illegal sent in the mail because when I was younger I wasn't a fucking faggot who stayed inside all day, instead electing to go outside into my shit tier city and meet individuals to form mutualistic relationships with based on our own selfishnesseses

While I agree with the general tenor of your post, I posit that the only reason you have never gotten anything illegal sent in the mail is because of the paralyzing fear you have of your nemesis the crown prosecutor.
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« Reply #9 on: September 26, 2014, 06:33:02 pm »
I don't even take drugs. I buy my weed at the corner store like everyone else

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« Reply #10 on: September 26, 2014, 06:34:13 pm »
I don't even take drugs. I buy my weed at the corner store like everyone else

And you keep it in the purse god gave you

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Re: Ordering drugs offline
« Reply #11 on: September 26, 2014, 07:24:32 pm »
Nice CYMBAL of counter culture. But when I get blitzed I need my HIGH hat
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« Reply #12 on: September 26, 2014, 07:27:48 pm »
I last two posts were so cringy and terrible I might never come back here

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« Reply #13 on: September 26, 2014, 07:31:51 pm »
I last two posts were so cringy and terrible I might never come back here

You were cringing for sure when that hash was in your 'special pocket' weren't ya
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Re: Ordering drugs offline
« Reply #14 on: September 26, 2014, 07:40:16 pm »
If you''re that concerned about it, go to a real estate website, find a house that's a total piece of shit and overpriced aka no one is going to buy it, have your drugs dropped shipped there.