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Re: Unbreakable Matter literally thinks he is funny
« Reply #1 on: September 26, 2014, 01:16:17 am »
I never got that vibe from him, most of his posts are completely devoid of any attempt at humor. And btw he is actually funny (unintentionally and in a self insulting manner, but funny nonetheless).

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Re: Unbreakable Matter literally thinks he is funny
« Reply #2 on: September 26, 2014, 01:34:33 am »
There's nothing funny about the huffington post

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Re: Unbreakable Matter literally thinks he is funny
« Reply #3 on: September 26, 2014, 02:31:34 am »
I never got that vibe from him, most of his posts are completely devoid of any attempt at humor. And btw he is actually funny (unintentionally and in a self insulting manner, but funny nonetheless).

Do you mean funny like a fire in a oil field funny?

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« Reply #4 on: September 26, 2014, 03:05:00 am »
I never got that vibe from him, most of his posts are completely devoid of any attempt at humor. And btw he is actually funny (unintentionally and in a self insulting manner, but funny nonetheless).

Do you mean funny like a fire in a oil field funny?

I don't know. Fire in an oil field just sounds tragic to me. Like watching a stack of money burn into the air. Unstable is funny in the sense that he unintentionally makes jokes about his own retardation. Like talking about how he outsmarted the canadian legal system despite the fact that hes 27, living in his moms basement, under house arrest, and going to school for something that won't result in a job due to his prior criminal convictions. He actually brags about those facts. Like hes somehow better than you. Its almost like a downy talking down to you because he finds hidden reese's pieces peanut butter in between the herpes sores on his gooch and you weren't smart enough to rub some candy bars in your crotch as an emergency snack reserve like he did. Its fucking hilarious. I do feel bad for him though.

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Re: Unbreakable Matter literally thinks he is funny
« Reply #5 on: September 26, 2014, 03:15:13 am »
Why are you such a shameful and passive aggressive faggot? I'm right here and you're being weak, docile and scared, still won't say what your username is because I probably ran you off zoklet. I didn't even read your post because you're literally talking to TDR like it's an actual person and your IQ and testosterone levels are absolutely abysmal. I bet you're aborted crycock

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Re: Unbreakable Matter literally thinks he is funny
« Reply #6 on: September 26, 2014, 03:17:56 am »
I never got that vibe from him, most of his posts are completely devoid of any attempt at humor. And btw he is actually funny (unintentionally and in a self insulting manner, but funny nonetheless).

Do you mean funny like a fire in a oil field funny?

I don't know. Fire in an oil field just sounds tragic to me. Like watching a stack of money burn into the air. Unstable is funny in the sense that he unintentionally makes jokes about his own retardation. Like talking about how he outsmarted the canadian legal system despite the fact that hes 27, living in his moms basement, under house arrest, and going to school for something that won't result in a job due to his prior criminal convictions. He actually brags about those facts. Like hes somehow better than you. Its almost like a downy talking down to you because he finds hidden reese's pieces peanut butter in between the herpes sores on his gooch and you weren't smart enough to rub some candy bars in your crotch as an emergency snack reserve like he did. Its fucking hilarious. I do feel bad for him though.

I just read your post and it gave me a hard on how much I've ruined your feelings. Thanks for making me feel special baby

I almost left intosanctuary because I didn't know how I could top getting some butthurt faggot to make an account just to talk about how badly I hurt their feelings, hoping their actual identity is never revealed, but I posted again for reasons I don't remember and I'm glad I did because YOU'RE HERE BABY and that's what's good!

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Re: Unbreakable Matter literally thinks he is funny
« Reply #7 on: September 26, 2014, 03:18:24 am »
Why are you such a shameful and passive aggressive faggot? I'm right here and you're being weak, docile and scared, still won't say what your username is because I probably ran you off zoklet. I didn't even read your post because you're literally talking to TDR like it's an actual person and your IQ and testosterone levels are absolutely abysmal. I bet you're aborted crycock

"you're literally talking to TDR like it's an actual person "

One of my favorite lines yet. I agree on this point, and on nothing else. I'd give you a real reply, but you wouldn't read it anyways.

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Re: Unbreakable Matter literally thinks he is funny
« Reply #8 on: September 26, 2014, 03:19:58 am »
I never got that vibe from him, most of his posts are completely devoid of any attempt at humor. And btw he is actually funny (unintentionally and in a self insulting manner, but funny nonetheless).

Do you mean funny like a fire in a oil field funny?

I don't know. Fire in an oil field just sounds tragic to me. Like watching a stack of money burn into the air. Unstable is funny in the sense that he unintentionally makes jokes about his own retardation. Like talking about how he outsmarted the canadian legal system despite the fact that hes 27, living in his moms basement, under house arrest, and going to school for something that won't result in a job due to his prior criminal convictions. He actually brags about those facts. Like hes somehow better than you. Its almost like a downy talking down to you because he finds hidden reese's pieces peanut butter in between the herpes sores on his gooch and you weren't smart enough to rub some candy bars in your crotch as an emergency snack reserve like he did. Its fucking hilarious. I do feel bad for him though.

I just read your post and it gave me a hard on how much I've ruined your feelings. Thanks for making me feel special baby

I almost left intosanctuary because I didn't know how I could top getting some butthurt faggot to make an account just to talk about how badly I hurt their feelings, hoping their actual identity is never revealed, but I posted again for reasons I don't remember and I'm glad I did because YOU'RE HERE BABY and that's what's good!

Stating facts =/= "ruining feelings" (poor grammar btw).

Are you disputing anything I said?

Btw whats up with all the alts, did your main get banned?

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Re: Unbreakable Matter literally thinks he is funny
« Reply #9 on: September 26, 2014, 03:20:46 am »
You are a weak homosexual I ran off zoklet. State your zoklet username or remain forever a butthurt bitch

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Re: Unbreakable Matter literally thinks he is funny
« Reply #10 on: September 26, 2014, 03:23:56 am »
You are a weak homosexual I ran off zoklet. State your zoklet username or remain forever a butthurt bitch

Do you actually take credit for running anyone off of zoklet?

Do tell, whom did you run off?

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Re: Unbreakable Matter literally thinks he is funny
« Reply #11 on: September 26, 2014, 03:31:29 am »
-68/10 deflection

look how ashamed you are

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Re: Unbreakable Matter literally thinks he is funny
« Reply #12 on: September 26, 2014, 03:37:03 am »
-68/10 deflection

look how ashamed you are

Pure irony, as usual.

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Re: Unbreakable Matter literally thinks he is funny
« Reply #13 on: September 26, 2014, 03:39:32 am »
whats your IQ xavier?

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« Reply #14 on: September 26, 2014, 03:44:11 am »