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Offline mojo4567

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My parents are to fat ugly and stupid to divorce
« on: September 25, 2014, 12:17:05 am »
There always bitching about how they hate the other one  for not making enough money and never going to the gym. I realized tho that they wont ever divorce cause no one else will fuck them. My dad failed to pick up a single 40 year old nigglet at mcdonalds.
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Re: My parents are to fat ugly and stupid to divorce
« Reply #1 on: September 25, 2014, 12:28:52 am »
I loled
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Re: My parents are to fat ugly and stupid to divorce
« Reply #2 on: September 25, 2014, 12:29:48 am »
I'll fuck your mother. I'll supply the paper bag
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Re: My parents are to fat ugly and stupid to divorce
« Reply #3 on: September 25, 2014, 12:32:19 am »
Quote from: Soso0 on September 25, 2014, 12:29:48 am
I'll fuck your mother. I'll supply the paper bag

Its gonna have to be a big bag to fit the whole lot of woman that is my mother. Shes like the mom from gilbert grape minus the dead husband.
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Re: My parents are to fat ugly and stupid to divorce
« Reply #4 on: September 25, 2014, 12:43:49 am »
And to think.. these are the suppliers of your genetic potential.
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Re: My parents are to fat ugly and stupid to divorce
« Reply #5 on: September 25, 2014, 12:46:43 am »
is this a joke about crannberies and I?
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Re: My parents are to fat ugly and stupid to divorce
« Reply #6 on: September 25, 2014, 12:52:25 am »
Quote from: kroz on September 25, 2014, 12:46:43 am
is this a joke about crannberies and I?

Idk what that is. I'm just bitching about my family
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Re: My parents are to fat ugly and stupid to divorce
« Reply #7 on: September 25, 2014, 01:25:16 am »
wimpy wimpy wimpers
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Re: My parents are to fat ugly and stupid to divorce
« Reply #8 on: September 25, 2014, 01:28:06 am »
Quote from: kroz on September 25, 2014, 01:25:16 am
wimpy wimpy wimpers

Do you have any nudes of your avatar. im hankering some japanese cartoon pussy
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Re: My parents are to fat ugly and stupid to divorce
« Reply #9 on: September 25, 2014, 01:32:25 am »
Quote from: mojo4567 on September 25, 2014, 01:28:06 am
Quote from: kroz on September 25, 2014, 01:25:16 am
wimpy wimpy wimpers

Do you have any nudes of your avatar. im hankering some japanese cartoon pussy

no but I have plenty of nudes of myself , and I look Chinese because im stunk and droned in most of them
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Offline millionsofdeadcats

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Re: My parents are to fat ugly and stupid to divorce
« Reply #10 on: September 25, 2014, 01:35:40 am »
Quote from: kroz on September 25, 2014, 01:32:25 am
no but I have plenty of nudes of myself , and I look Chinese because im stunk and droned in most of them

If you make another post where I inadvertently view your male genitalia, I am coming to find you and kick your fucking ass.
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Re: My parents are to fat ugly and stupid to divorce
« Reply #11 on: September 25, 2014, 03:58:06 am »
Quote from: mojo4567 on September 25, 2014, 12:32:19 am
Quote from: Soso0 on September 25, 2014, 12:29:48 am
I'll fuck your mother. I'll supply the paper bag

Its gonna have to be a big bag to fit the whole lot of woman that is my mother. Shes like the mom from gilbert grape minus the dead husband.
Holy fuck thats huge
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Re: My parents are to fat ugly and stupid to divorce
« Reply #12 on: September 25, 2014, 04:01:58 am »
you're so obviously their child too
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Re: My parents are to fat ugly and stupid to divorce
« Reply #13 on: September 25, 2014, 05:23:33 am »
Quote from: millionsofdeadcats on September 25, 2014, 01:35:40 am
Quote from: kroz on September 25, 2014, 01:32:25 am
no but I have plenty of nudes of myself , and I look Chinese because im stunk and droned in most of them

If you make another post where I inadvertently view your male genitalia, I am coming to find you and kick your fucking ass.

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Re: My parents are to fat ugly and stupid to divorce
« Reply #14 on: September 25, 2014, 05:30:04 am »
Quote from: kroz on September 25, 2014, 05:23:33 am
Quote from: millionsofdeadcats on September 25, 2014, 01:35:40 am
Quote from: kroz on September 25, 2014, 01:32:25 am
no but I have plenty of nudes of myself , and I look Chinese because im stunk and droned in most of them

If you make another post where I inadvertently view your male genitalia, I am coming to find you and kick your fucking ass.

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What's your body fat percentage? 25?
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