women are the worst thing in this world

[Ninja]

My woman is pretty awesome.  She's got money so she always has the best of everything. She has one of those expensive Vitamix blenders that were like $600.  I think they're like $400 now. Then, she has all kinds of healthy food that she can put in the blender or just to actually cook.  She's got a hot tub, huge screen TVs, Xbox One, an awesome house, awesome pets and she likes to share with me.  And, she gives me massages.  And, she really likes to fuck.  I give it to her good and hard like Zeus himself so that way she will keep inviting me back. 

[helladamnleet]

My woman is pretty awesome.  She's got money so she always has the best of everything. She has one of those expensive Vitamix blenders that were like $600.  I think they're like $400 now. Then, she has all kinds of healthy food that she can put in the blender or just to actually cook.  She's got a hot tub, huge screen TVs, Xbox One, an awesome house, awesome pets and she likes to share with me.  And, she gives me massages.  And, she really likes to fuck.  I give it to her good and hard like Zeus himself so that way she will keep inviting me back.

Moderately skeptical about the legitimacy of this post.

[Ninja]

My woman is pretty awesome.  She's got money so she always has the best of everything. She has one of those expensive Vitamix blenders that were like $600.  I think they're like $400 now. Then, she has all kinds of healthy food that she can put in the blender or just to actually cook.  She's got a hot tub, huge screen TVs, Xbox One, an awesome house, awesome pets and she likes to share with me.  And, she gives me massages.  And, she really likes to fuck.  I give it to her good and hard like Zeus himself so that way she will keep inviting me back.

Moderately skeptical about the legitimacy of this post.

You'd be surprised in the numbers of successful females who are transplanted to a new location due to a career move or other reasons, work a lot of hours and outside of work, don't really have any friends and just want some companionship.

[helladamnleet]

My woman is pretty awesome.  She's got money so she always has the best of everything. She has one of those expensive Vitamix blenders that were like $600.  I think they're like $400 now. Then, she has all kinds of healthy food that she can put in the blender or just to actually cook.  She's got a hot tub, huge screen TVs, Xbox One, an awesome house, awesome pets and she likes to share with me.  And, she gives me massages.  And, she really likes to fuck.  I give it to her good and hard like Zeus himself so that way she will keep inviting me back.

Moderately skeptical about the legitimacy of this post.

You'd be surprised in the numbers of successful females who are transplanted to a new location due to a career move or other reasons, work a lot of hours and outside of work, don't really have any friends and just want some companionship.

If it was more than zero I'd be VERY surprised.

[Ninja]

Here are 3 questions you can ask a woman online.

1. Are you originally from the area?  (You want to hear NO).
2. Do you work a lot? (You want to hear YES).
3. Do you have a lot of friends?  (You want to hear NO).

If they answer these questions in that way...  then they are down to fuck.

[helladamnleet]

Here are 3 questions you can ask a woman online.

1. Are you originally from the area?  (You want to hear NO).
2. Do you work a lot? (You want to hear YES).
3. Do you have a lot of friends?  (You want to hear NO).

If they answer these questions in that way...  then they are down to fuck.

Oh, so these women are telling you they are these things and you are believing them. I got it.

You see, these days people constantly lie on the internet, because "nobody tells the truth anyway so why should I".

[Ninja]

Here are 3 questions you can ask a woman online.

1. Are you originally from the area?  (You want to hear NO).
2. Do you work a lot? (You want to hear YES).
3. Do you have a lot of friends?  (You want to hear NO).

If they answer these questions in that way...  then they are down to fuck.

Oh, so these women are telling you they are these things and you are believing them. I got it.

You see, these days people constantly lie on the internet, because "nobody tells the truth anyway so why should I".

So, you're saying that I should just directly ask them if they are down to fuck?

[helladamnleet]

Here are 3 questions you can ask a woman online.

1. Are you originally from the area?  (You want to hear NO).
2. Do you work a lot? (You want to hear YES).
3. Do you have a lot of friends?  (You want to hear NO).

If they answer these questions in that way...  then they are down to fuck.

Oh, so these women are telling you they are these things and you are believing them. I got it.

You see, these days people constantly lie on the internet, because "nobody tells the truth anyway so why should I".

So, you're saying that I should just directly ask them if they are down to fuck?

I'm saying you shouldn't quite believe everything they say. Just because they live in a nice house doesn't mean they aren't some rich MALE's qt3.14

[Ninja]

Here are 3 questions you can ask a woman online.

1. Are you originally from the area?  (You want to hear NO).
2. Do you work a lot? (You want to hear YES).
3. Do you have a lot of friends?  (You want to hear NO).

If they answer these questions in that way...  then they are down to fuck.

Oh, so these women are telling you they are these things and you are believing them. I got it.

You see, these days people constantly lie on the internet, because "nobody tells the truth anyway so why should I".

So, you're saying that I should just directly ask them if they are down to fuck?

I'm saying you shouldn't quite believe everything they say. Just because they live in a nice house doesn't mean they aren't some rich MALE's qt3.14

He's welcome to join in too, just none of that gay stuff.

[bling bling]

ninja i can only place the red pill in your mouth, you are the one that needs to swallow it

[Infinityshock]

I bet Ive made more girls cry than everyone ITT combined

Tears of laughter at that dangling thing between your legs dont count

[Infinityshock]

Once it becomes obvious the op has nothing to do with women it provides an interesting insight into the op's personality

[GothicSeraph]

ninja i can only place the red pill in your mouth, you are the one that needs to swallow it

Everyone knows its more fun with the little blue pill.

[bling bling]

Once it becomes obvious the op has nothing to do with women it provides an interesting insight into the op's personality

the truth and unbiased opinion maybe???

[Infinityshock]

Once it becomes obvious the op has nothing to do with women it provides an interesting insight into the op's personality

the truth and unbiased opinion maybe???

You expect anything less from me?