Selling Zok's PI! $8.50

[unbreakable matter]

Once in a lifetime opportunity to have the PI of not just Zok but his immediate family members as well. We're talking deep down and dirty doxxin' right down to his IQ and shoe size which are within one standard deviation of each other. This is an opportunity to become part of zoklet history and it'll be sooooooo good to see it! Don't miss out on this wonderful opportunity to live out your dreams on a tropical island surrounded by Zok PI. This opportunity won't last forever, so get it while it's hot. First 5 lucky winners also get a limited edition picture of his license plate. Here's a sample to whet your whistle until your order is filled by our team of specialists exactly to your specifications

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Ethnicity: Black

Don't delay because this opportunity won't last forever. You have the power to make this happen and take charge of your life with Zok PI. Opportunities are standing by right now

[Jedi Moped]

Ima gib you 'bout tree fidy and all da lints in mah pocketses.

[Vulture]

$8.50 is way too expensive.

[unbreakable matter]

$8.50 is way too expensive.

what would you be willing to pay?

[Jedi Moped]

'bout tree fidy..

[unbreakable matter]

oh my god shut the fuck up don't even post in this decent thread with your geriatric hack faggot shit you smelly octogenarian

[Jedi Moped]

oh my god shut the fuck up don't even post in this decent thread with your geriatric hack faggot shit you smelly octogenarian

Make yourself useful and clean up the stench you have created in your mom's basement kid.

[Vox Ducis]

OP needs your goy money to buy honey for tonight's Seder.

[33% God]

What exactly do you do with someone's information? As in, say I had yours, what would I do? Send a few pizzas to your house or subscribe you to ebony magazine and then get bored after a week?

Just lost on me.

[Slave of the Beast]

I've already said I'd send him a hand-made voodoo doll and I wasn't joking. I'd poll the users here on where to stick the pins and post pic's of the finished product before posting. I'd happily sign an enclosed note saying 'with regards from the users you abandoned ~ SotB'.

I expect Zok's PI to be given to me for free as part of this plan. It won't go any further.

Email me.

[Jedi Moped]

I've already said I'd send him a hand-made voodoo doll and I wasn't joking. I'd poll the users here on where to stick the pins and post pic's of the finished product before posting. I'd happily sign an enclosed note saying 'with regards from the users you abandoned ~ SotB'.

I expect Zok's PI to be given to me for free as part of this plan. It won't go any further.

Email me.

Did you also send a red eyed demon to devour him?
 

[Slave of the Beast]

I've already said I'd send him a hand-made voodoo doll and I wasn't joking. I'd poll the users here on where to stick the pins and post pic's of the finished product before posting. I'd happily sign an enclosed note saying 'with regards from the users you abandoned ~ SotB'.

I expect Zok's PI to be given to me for free as part of this plan. It won't go any further.

Email me.

Did you also send a red eyed demon to devour him?
 

By red eyed demon I presume you mean Gog? Wrong poster TDR, you're thinking of Spectral. Only he commands that kind of power.

[Michael Myers]

I like how JM when from playing along to attacking UM.

[komokazi]

Will give Zoks PI fo FREE. Chikin sammich and waffle friez, beyotch.

[Jedi Moped]

I've already said I'd send him a hand-made voodoo doll and I wasn't joking. I'd poll the users here on where to stick the pins and post pic's of the finished product before posting. I'd happily sign an enclosed note saying 'with regards from the users you abandoned ~ SotB'.

I expect Zok's PI to be given to me for free as part of this plan. It won't go any further.

Email me.

Did you also send a red eyed demon to devour him?
 

By red eyed demon I presume you mean Gog? Wrong poster TDR, you're thinking of Spectral. Only he commands that kind of power.

Oh, I get it. You can't someone demons unless you are logged onto that account. Thanks for clearing things up. One more quick question. If you fuck up and try to summon Gog from the DaGuru account instead of Gog to you summon a post-pubescent girl?