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who on here would let me stay with them for a few days/weeks when I turn iq
« on: September 23, 2014, 12:58:52 pm »
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i plan on gtfoing my parents house for a while and perhaps travel a bit. who on here would let me stay?
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Re: who on here would let me stay with them for a few days/weeks when I turn iq
« Reply #1 on: September 23, 2014, 01:01:52 pm »
Quote from: splooge gook on September 23, 2014, 12:58:52 pm
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i plan on gtfoing my parents house for a while and perhaps travel a bit. who on here would let me stay?

On the one hand, you would be an endless source of entertainment.

On the other hand, I have a 15 year old daughter, and if you even looked at her, 24 hours later I would be in my garage defleshing your battered skull for easier disposal.
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Re: who on here would let me stay with them for a few days/weeks when I turn iq
« Reply #2 on: September 23, 2014, 01:03:20 pm »
If you buy weed
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Re: who on here would let me stay with them for a few days/weeks when I turn iq
« Reply #3 on: September 23, 2014, 01:06:56 pm »
what if i just stay in your garage and pretend i'm the nephew who needs to be locked in the basement because he's had behavior problems but it's such a burder to have my cousin's ex-wifes sister pass away and make me inherit in her will "you have to take care of the devil child

but realistically i'd just be high on the comp in the garage and would mow your lawn or some chores shit so i can continue in those extremely toxic living circumcises

have you ever realized circumcise is also the word for getting the foreskin castrated

language is such a troll

oh i meant ciurcumstances. close enough
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Re: who on here would let me stay with them for a few days/weeks when I turn iq
« Reply #4 on: September 23, 2014, 01:07:55 pm »
i'd also draw overlapping shape pictures on photoshop for you
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Re: who on here would let me stay with them for a few days/weeks when I turn iq
« Reply #5 on: September 23, 2014, 01:19:04 pm »
Quote from: splooge gook on September 23, 2014, 01:07:55 pm
i'd also draw overlapping shape pictures on photoshop for you

deal...I will get the air mattress out.
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Re: who on here would let me stay with them for a few days/weeks when I turn iq
« Reply #6 on: September 23, 2014, 01:32:19 pm »
You could always stay at my crazy nanas house. they keep vicodin in the cabinet and always have garlic bread in the fridge if you get hungry. youll have to sleep with homeless people in tge guest room though.
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Re: who on here would let me stay with them for a few days/weeks when I turn iq
« Reply #7 on: September 23, 2014, 01:49:28 pm »
You can stay with me. However, if you do something I do not like, I will probably shoot you.
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Re: who on here would let me stay with them for a few days/weeks when I turn iq
« Reply #8 on: September 23, 2014, 09:52:10 pm »
I dunno Itd be kinda weird for a 27 yr old to live with a teenager. Itd b quite an adjustment for you but if I had no gf andyou were aware that it was temporary and we talked IQ to IQ on tinychat a few times before Id be cool with it but if you ever stole from me I would open up your stomach and play hot potato with your guts
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Re: who on here would let me stay with them for a few days/weeks when I turn iq
« Reply #9 on: November 05, 2014, 02:00:44 pm »
Can I date your chin?
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