I was sitting down by the river getting high as fuck, sitting in the woods talking to spiders and shit. And, then out of nowhere these two girls appeared as if by magic. My eyesight is bad and I was high as fuck, so I couldn't see them very clearly, but they looked attractive from a distance. but, they caught me in mid toke and they we're like, hey aren't you the guy that works at the local market? Shit, I'm busted. So, as the generous fuck that I am, I ask the ladies if they would like to smoke... Shit, they even had their own. "Why else would we be down at the river?" So, I was thinking of just bending them both over and showing them another reason to be down at the river... As they got closer and sat down next to me, I could see that they might be underage. They might have been maybe 16-17-18. It was questionable. So, at this point I was all excited to have met two attractive ladies that just appeared like magic out of the woods and they were down to smoke, and possibly some vile shit in the mud... But, my dream is suddenly dashed by the fact that they could possibly be underage. So, I just flat out asked them, because I told them i didn't want the town to be thinking that I was some sketchy creeper trying to pick up underage girls down by the river. They confirmed that they weren't 18, but that they still wanted to get high and do some vile shit in the mud. I had to get the hell out of there. It still haunts me to this day!
