Got me a Bokken

[Ninja]

I chop them in the throat and kick them in the dick.

I don't think you really do.

That's what ninjas do.

[Buggernaut]

Brute strength.

Not happening unless you ram it into a convenient orifice.

or he sharpens the point to a 30° angle.

[Matius]

I was kidding about running someone through, the thing would make a sound whacking stick, the trouble is that theres no need for superfluous whacking in my life, so I'm left with a piece of wood.

[Legend]

I was twelve once, too. Had an oak bokken.