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Offline Matius

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Got me a Bokken
« on: September 21, 2014, 02:30:29 pm »
Looks kinda like this, only its had some of the piss taken out of it.  I did some work for a guy and he was cleaning his kid's junk out of his house, I said, whoa, that things badass, and he said, "its yours".



My questions is, how much force would I have to exert to run someone through with it?

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Re: Got me a Bokken
« Reply #1 on: September 21, 2014, 02:42:59 pm »
My questions is, how much force would I have to exert to run someone through with it?

pneumatic or chemically propelled
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Re: Got me a Bokken
« Reply #2 on: September 21, 2014, 02:43:54 pm »
Brute strength.

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Re: Got me a Bokken
« Reply #3 on: September 21, 2014, 02:47:27 pm »
Brute strength.

Not happening unless you ram it into a convenient orifice.
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Re: Got me a Bokken
« Reply #4 on: September 21, 2014, 03:12:13 pm »
You can REALLY fuck someone's day up with it, but it's not going through someone.

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Re: Got me a Bokken
« Reply #5 on: September 21, 2014, 03:24:23 pm »
It'll break bones easy as you like but it aint gonna make its home in 'em.
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Re: Got me a Bokken
« Reply #6 on: September 21, 2014, 03:24:40 pm »
I would aim for the neck.  It might not cut through, but it'll probably provide the most entertaining point of impact.
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Re: Got me a Bokken
« Reply #7 on: September 21, 2014, 03:28:44 pm »
Dude, it's a stick. It hurts like fuck, sure. Maybe it's even heavy. But it's still a stick.

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Re: Got me a Bokken
« Reply #8 on: September 21, 2014, 04:00:26 pm »
Tis a fine whacking stick indeed.  I used to play around with nunchucks and tonfas and the like, the bank we all cashed our checks was right across the street from what we called, "The Ninja Store", and then further on the way home was "The Beer Store".  I don't think we ever got a single security deposit back on the three places we lived.

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Re: Got me a Bokken
« Reply #9 on: September 21, 2014, 04:02:15 pm »
I don't think we ever got a single security deposit back on the three places we lived.

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Re: Got me a Bokken
« Reply #10 on: September 21, 2014, 04:03:54 pm »
I would aim for the neck.  It might not cut through, but it'll probably provide the most entertaining point of impact.

Actually when I wield it I notice an insatiable urge to go for the shin/knee area...

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Re: Got me a Bokken
« Reply #11 on: September 23, 2014, 03:46:33 pm »

My questions is, how much force would I have to exert to run someone through with it?

How much wood can he or she take normally?

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Re: Got me a Bokken
« Reply #12 on: September 23, 2014, 03:53:32 pm »
I would aim for the neck.  It might not cut through, but it'll probably provide the most entertaining point of impact.

Actually when I wield it I notice an insatiable urge to go for the shin/knee area...

One should always attack joints and weak spots if possible....wrists, elbow joints, knees, ankles, whatever you can hit the easiest and hardest.
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Re: Got me a Bokken
« Reply #13 on: September 23, 2014, 05:24:03 pm »
I would aim for the neck.  It might not cut through, but it'll probably provide the most entertaining point of impact.

Actually when I wield it I notice an insatiable urge to go for the shin/knee area...

One should always attack joints and weak spots if possible....wrists, elbow joints, knees, ankles, whatever you can hit the easiest and hardest.

I chop them in the throat and kick them in the dick.
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Re: Got me a Bokken
« Reply #14 on: September 23, 2014, 05:26:41 pm »
I chop them in the throat and kick them in the dick.

I don't think you really do.
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