*Leaves Jedophile's elderly mother's house stealthily.
I wrote a little play for you.
Act 1 scene 1
Mom calls 'driveby' at the gay bar, the only place she can ever reach him. After waiting for him to finish up at the 'glory hole', he finally comes to the phone.
Mom: "Do you know what 'crazy mike' did to me? He put it in my
butt, driveyby. In my butt! What are you going to do about this?"
Driveby: <silence>
Mom: "Driveby! Are you there? I said, what are you going to do about this?"
Driveby: "Uhhh....nothing, mom"
Mom: "What do you mean, nothing? He raped me, in my ass, then drew a hand on my mouth and raped that, too. And you aren't going to do anything about this?"
Driveby: <Looks sheepish, hangs up phone>
(Curtain)