Psychology Today just posted the findings of some Canadian Scientists seeking to investigate the problems of internet trolls, and maybe even provide some ways of coping for those of us who find themselves being trolled. Here's the working definition of
troll used in this publication:
Let's start by getting our definitions straight. An internet troll is someone who comes into a discussion and posts comments designed to upset or disrupt the conversation. Often, it seems like there is no real purpose behind their comments except to upset everyone else involved. Trolls will lie, exaggerate, and offend to get a response.
And then we have their mission statement:
What kind of person would do this?
Canadian researchers decided to find out.
If you're convinced that this could still be legitimate, let's go on to read their method for collecting the data.
They conducted two internet studies with over 1,200 people. They gave personality tests to each subject along with a survey about their internet commenting behavior. They were looking for evidence that linked trolling with the Dark Tetrad of personality: narcissism, Machiavellianism, psychopathy, and sadistic personality.
Somebody get Splooge in here, this shit is verbatim. It must suck to be plagiarized by Canadians.
They found that Dark Tetrad scores were highest among people who said trolling was their favorite internet activity. To get an idea of how much more prevalent these traits were among internet trolls, check out this figure from the paper:
Look at how low the scores are for everyone except the internet trolls! Their scores for all four terrible personality traits soar on the chart.
And, the inevitable conclusion--which I'm sure surprises none of you here--is that functional, socialized humans find our lifestyles unacceptable.
The relationship between this Dark Tetrad and trolling is so significant, that the authors write the following in their paper:
"... the associations between sadism and GAIT (Global Assessment of Internet Trolling) scores were so strong that it might be said that online trolls are prototypical everyday sadists." [emphasis added]
Trolls truly enjoy making you feel bad. To quote the authors once more (because this is a truly quotable article):
"Both trolls and sadists feel sadistic glee at the distress of others. Sadists just want to have fun ... and the Internet is their playground!"
Nothing we haven't been aware of for some time now. Here's their solution for dealing:
So next time you encounter a troll online, remember a few things. (1) These trolls are some truly messed up people and (2) it is your suffering that brings them pleasure, so the best thing you can do is ignore them.
We're not exactly juveniles. I'd like to think the Totse/Zoklet brand has refined its art beyond the sticks-and-stones adage.
What are your thoughts?