Chicken Nugget Girl Collapses

[Soso0]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2092071/Stacey-Irvine-17-collapses-eating-McDonalds-chicken-nuggets-age-2.html

I bet her pussy tastes like chicken nuggets

[Infinityshock]

I wouldn't mind finding out

[Soso0]

Put some bbq sauce on that pussy

[Deviant]

Natural selection at its finest, ladies and gentlemen.

Would bang.

[equanimity]

I wouldn't mind finding out

Gross.  I wouldn't want to put my tongue on a person who ate that way.  People smell and taste good if they take care of themselves, eat well and exercise regularly.  A girl like this has to be kind of vile... if you know what I mean

[millionsofdeadcats]

A girl like this has to be kind of vile... if you know what I mean

The nastiest girls are the best to fuck.  The ones that smell like processed meat are the ones you want.

[equanimity]

A girl like this has to be kind of vile... if you know what I mean

The nastiest girls are the best to fuck.  The ones that smell like processed meat are the ones you want.

Why??

Also no.  Women should smell like women, not processed anything 

[mark311]

Shouldn't that be some sort of child abuse since the parents never got her help until now? I mean come on

[millionsofdeadcats]

Why??

Also no.  Women should smell like women, not processed anything 

Your sense of humor is nonexistent.

[degenerate matter]

Surprisingly attractive for someone with such an abysmal diet.

[equanimity]

Why??

Also no.  Women should smell like women, not processed anything 

Your sense of humor is nonexistent.

How was that a joke, exactly?

[millionsofdeadcats]

How was that a joke, exactly?

Ummmm, what? 

[stentor]

Surprisingly attractive for someone with such an abysmal diet.

She's only 17, I'd give her about a decade before she starts looking like the Michelin Man.

Until then I'm suprised McDonalds hasn't contacted her to be their very own "Subway Jared".

[Infinityshock]

I wouldn't mind finding out

Gross.  I wouldn't want to put my tongue on a person who ate that way.  People smell and taste good if they take care of themselves, eat well and exercise regularly.  A girl like this has to be kind of vile... if you know what I mean

Youre overthinking a simple process

I dont need to create a flow chart its so simple

#1: Does it have an orifice?

Yes: fuck it
No: make one. Return to #1

[mashleshmash]

I wish I could've recorded the laugh I just had at the site of that header.