Riddle us this SpecGuru

[Dfg]

A laptop i a PC.

*giggles*

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laptop

Sorry dipshit.....but that big bulky tower underneath my desk doesn't look nearly anything as light and portable as what is pictured in that definition.

Now just think, if I was on the Totseans.info circle jerk site where you and DFG suck each other off....right about now I would be perma-banned for posting a link to legitimate definitions the rest of the world adhere to, instead of listening to the whacky ideas you spew to fit your agenda as you desperately try to win(?) an online discussion.

ELL OH FUCKIN ELL indeed!

What's with you and others Homo references of sucking cocks and dicks? Says a lot about your mindsets.

Sheehs, fucking fags.

[Deviant]

Hahahah

Dude you have PS3 and you're bitching about not being too into Technology.  You do have a Laptop, you can borrow it from your Son, any decent or any laptop has a Mic, you can buy a mic from e-bay and get it delivered. You can use Skype.

But nope, you're still going deflect. Using something simple as Skype is difficult then using forum, bravo Spectral.

I've got friends all over the country and never Skyped with them, I pick up the phone and call them with the simplicity and ease a cell provides. Again, why in the fuck would I take the time to learn a process for people I don't even like (when all you are trying to do is harvest PI which IS what you do with such eagerness)....all because you are butt-frustrated you can't get over on me via text. I have nothing to prove, its YOU floudering around looking for any avenue or arena to get over on me.

And I love how I make the statement I'm on a PC, then you tell me I have a laptop. Just further evidence you aren't willing to discuss what people are telling you, and then just prattle on about mindless bullshit and fairy tales that isn't even part of the discussion. (I had dontus for breakfast DFG, wanna now drone on about the health hazards of eating too much bacon? Herp. Derp. AND. Slobber)

Not deflection, jackass.....just not giving a fuck enough to go out of my way to own your ass in different arenas. I'll rest on the laurels I've earned here. 

A laptop is a PC.

*giggles*

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[Rowan]

Hahahah

Dude you have PS3 and you're bitching about not being too into Technology.  You do have a Laptop, you can borrow it from your Son, any decent or any laptop has a Mic, you can buy a mic from e-bay and get it delivered. You can use Skype.

But nope, you're still going deflect. Using something simple as Skype is difficult then using forum, bravo Spectral.

I've got friends all over the country and never Skyped with them, I pick up the phone and call them with the simplicity and ease a cell provides. Again, why in the fuck would I take the time to learn a process for people I don't even like (when all you are trying to do is harvest PI which IS what you do with such eagerness)....all because you are butt-frustrated you can't get over on me via text. I have nothing to prove, its YOU floudering around looking for any avenue or arena to get over on me.

And I love how I make the statement I'm on a PC, then you tell me I have a laptop. Just further evidence you aren't willing to discuss what people are telling you, and then just prattle on about mindless bullshit and fairy tales that isn't even part of the discussion. (I had dontus for breakfast DFG, wanna now drone on about the health hazards of eating too much bacon? Herp. Derp. AND. Slobber)

Not deflection, jackass.....just not giving a fuck enough to go out of my way to own your ass in different arenas. I'll rest on the laurels I've earned here. 

A laptop is a PC.

*giggles*

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[Jedi Moped]

Dfg, please don't tell me you and TDR are the same person

They aren't.  They are just dear, dear friends.

This is the first thing you have posted about me that is true. Dfg is a good friend of mine. I admire him for what he is accomplishing IRL in spite of being dealt a shitty hand by being born in country with so few freedoms and true opportunities. He is inspiring when you get know him by having actual voice and video conversations with him. He is surrounded by oppression, religious intolerance, poverty, and many other adverse environmental factors. Yet in spite of this he is always cheerful and optimistic. Unlike many of my fellow countryman he i more concerned with helping others instead of just looking out for number one. Many niggers in America could better themselves if they would follow the excellent example Dfg sets by working tirelessly to better himself so that he may more ably assist others. Your damn right he is a dear friend of mine.

You see that is what I look for in friends, people who I know are not just my friend for what I can do for them. Yesterday we rode over to the St. Pete clubhouse (of an MC I will not name) because another one of my dear friends has a brother who is riddled with cancer. They held a benefit party for him at the clubhouse. The outpouring of support was awesome. There were patches from over 20 different MC's present (many of them 1% clubs) with chapters from as far away as Michigan represented to support a fellow biker in his time of need.

This is why I have always been and will always be a biker. We look out for each other much the same way Dfg looks out for people whenever he is able. I truly hope he make it to North America some day so I can meet this unique, talented, and generous man in person. If this happens an we meet face to face I will not hake his hand. I will embrace him in sincere hug and pat his back just like I would any of my brothers.

It is really sad for you that you will never know this type of comradeship or freedom as you live your life by the rules society and your parents laid out for you before you pissed your first diaper. Dfg knows more about freedom and the courage it takes to live free and full than you ever will. He lives in a place where thinking for yourself can get you imprisoned of killed in the streets. In spite of this he has managed to break the bonds of his society and think free thoughts of his own construction. You're goddamned right he is a dear dear friend of mine. I am proud to call him a brother in spirit.

[-SpectraL]

Dfg and tDR touch penises, smile knowingly, and whisper sweet nothings in each other's ears through their monitor screens. Friggin' fags.

[millionsofdeadcats]

What's with you and others Homo references of sucking cocks and dicks? Says a lot about your mindsets.

Sheehs, fucking fags.

I have used this 'you post about dicks so yr a fag' spiel before, but it only really works if the target is truly posting about dicks in almost every post.  You coming in here and using this tactic in such a clumsy, ineffectual manner is very illustrative of you and your clique and the way you people do things in underhanded, passive aggressive ways. 

Sort of like how TDR probably came running to you, his little groupies, and breathlessly posted how I threatened to come to florida to fight him, when nothing of the sort happened.  You instantly rush over here to defend him and you don't even have your facts right and didn't even read the posts you are trying to argue about.  You all are some half-assed forked tongue motherfuckers.

[millionsofdeadcats]

you live your life by the rules society and your parents laid out for you before you pissed your first diaper.

You are dead wrong here.  I haven't made an honest living for well over a decade.  My life is pretty much one long 'bad idea'.  I don't do drivers licenses, I refuse to ever show up in a courtroom, and I have sat in jail for long periods of time because I refuse to 'live by the rules'.  Just another example of you typing nothing but bullshit to see what sticks.

[Jedi Moped]

you live your life by the rules society and your parents laid out for you before you pissed your first diaper.

You are dead wrong here.  I haven't made an honest living for well over a decade.  My life is pretty much one long 'bad idea'.  I don't do drivers licenses, I refuse to ever show up in a courtroom, and I have sat in jail for long periods of time because I refuse to 'live by the rules'.  Just another example of you typing nothing but bullshit to see what sticks.

So what you are saying is you are just another wanna be who was not clever enough to live free.

[millionsofdeadcats]

So what you are saying is you are just another wanna be who was not clever enough to live free.

Hehehe if you say so.

[Jedi Moped]

So what you are saying is you are just another wanna be who was not clever enough to live free.

Hehehe if you say so.

No, you said so Kokomo.

[millionsofdeadcats]

No, you said so Kokomo.

You going to quote a beach boys song next?  You simon and garfaggot ewok-lookin motherfucker.

[Deviant]

Dfg, please don't tell me you and TDR are the same person

They aren't.  They are just dear, dear friends.

This is the first thing you have posted about me that is true. Dfg is a good friend of mine. I admire him for what he is accomplishing IRL in spite of being dealt a shitty hand by being born in country with so few freedoms and true opportunities. He is inspiring when you get know him by having actual voice and video conversations with him. He is surrounded by oppression, religious intolerance, poverty, and many other adverse environmental factors. Yet in spite of this he is always cheerful and optimistic. Unlike many of my fellow countryman he i more concerned with helping others instead of just looking out for number one. Many niggers in America could better themselves if they would follow the excellent example Dfg sets by working tirelessly to better himself so that he may more ably assist others. Your damn right he is a dear friend of mine.

You see that is what I look for in friends, people who I know are not just my friend for what I can do for them. Yesterday we rode over to the St. Pete clubhouse (of an MC I will not name) because another one of my dear friends has a brother who is riddled with cancer. They held a benefit party for him at the clubhouse. The outpouring of support was awesome. There were patches from over 20 different MC's present (many of them 1% clubs) with chapters from as far away as Michigan represented to support a fellow biker in his time of need.

This is why I have always been and will always be a biker. We look out for each other much the same way Dfg looks out for people whenever he is able. I truly hope he make it to North America some day so I can meet this unique, talented, and generous man in person. If this happens an we meet face to face I will not hake his hand. I will embrace him in sincere hug and pat his back just like I would any of my brothers.

It is really sad for you that you will never know this type of comradeship or freedom as you live your life by the rules society and your parents laid out for you before you pissed your first diaper. Dfg knows more about freedom and the courage it takes to live free and full than you ever will. He lives in a place where thinking for yourself can get you imprisoned of killed in the streets. In spite of this he has managed to break the bonds of his society and think free thoughts of his own construction. You're goddamned right he is a dear dear friend of mine. I am proud to call him a brother in spirit.

See, when you really admire someone, you want to go to their side whenever you can to help them in any way you can, even on the internet, because you guys are working for the same cause, and think similarly.

Going back to the OP, in a forum environment, this can look like its just two accounts that are the same person from someone who doesn't know any better. This is probably the case with spectral and daguru.

[Dfg]

Dfg, please don't tell me you and TDR are the same person

They aren't.  They are just dear, dear friends.

This is the first thing you have posted about me that is true. Dfg is a good friend of mine. I admire him for what he is accomplishing IRL in spite of being dealt a shitty hand by being born in country with so few freedoms and true opportunities. He is inspiring when you get know him by having actual voice and video conversations with him. He is surrounded by oppression, religious intolerance, poverty, and many other adverse environmental factors. Yet in spite of this he is always cheerful and optimistic. Unlike many of my fellow countryman he i more concerned with helping others instead of just looking out for number one. Many niggers in America could better themselves if they would follow the excellent example Dfg sets by working tirelessly to better himself so that he may more ably assist others. Your damn right he is a dear friend of mine.

You see that is what I look for in friends, people who I know are not just my friend for what I can do for them. Yesterday we rode over to the St. Pete clubhouse (of an MC I will not name) because another one of my dear friends has a brother who is riddled with cancer. They held a benefit party for him at the clubhouse. The outpouring of support was awesome. There were patches from over 20 different MC's present (many of them 1% clubs) with chapters from as far away as Michigan represented to support a fellow biker in his time of need.

This is why I have always been and will always be a biker. We look out for each other much the same way Dfg looks out for people whenever he is able. I truly hope he make it to North America some day so I can meet this unique, talented, and generous man in person. If this happens an we meet face to face I will not hake his hand. I will embrace him in sincere hug and pat his back just like I would any of my brothers.

It is really sad for you that you will never know this type of comradeship or freedom as you live your life by the rules society and your parents laid out for you before you pissed your first diaper. Dfg knows more about freedom and the courage it takes to live free and full than you ever will. He lives in a place where thinking for yourself can get you imprisoned of killed in the streets. In spite of this he has managed to break the bonds of his society and think free thoughts of his own construction. You're goddamned right he is a dear dear friend of mine. I am proud to call him a brother in spirit.

Thanks mate

And it's true, I am living in an oppressed state and I do deal with shit that most of you would be killing yourself about, I don't have any decent right, I keep low and I work hard, I just work towards a simple dream that my fellow brethren want to achieve, slowly but surely I am reaching that point and it's true that I do love helping people out, that's something I always strive for, and I don't think I will change.

Sure I have been through dark areas but I always come back and it's because whenever I am in that state I always think about my friends and that's enough for me to get on my feet and get on with it. I am actually quite blessed tbh, not many people get the opportunity and the wisdom that I got from my friends. They're dear to me and I do cherish them and they know it.

[Dfg]

Dfg and tDR touch penises, smile knowingly, and whisper sweet nothings in each other's ears through their monitor screens. Friggin' fags.

[Dfg]

What's with you and others Homo references of sucking cocks and dicks? Says a lot about your mindsets.

Sheehs, fucking fags.

I have used this 'you post about dicks so yr a fag' spiel before, but it only really works if the target is truly posting about dicks in almost every post.  You coming in here and using this tactic in such a clumsy, ineffectual manner is very illustrative of you and your clique and the way you people do things in underhanded, passive aggressive ways. 

Sort of like how TDR probably came running to you, his little groupies, and breathlessly posted how I threatened to come to florida to fight him, when nothing of the sort happened.  You instantly rush over here to defend him and you don't even have your facts right and didn't even read the posts you are trying to argue about.  You all are some half-assed forked tongue motherfuckers.

No actually if you noticed I have been posting in this thread for a while, I just saw your post and said, omg. And nope not really defending TDR, he is capable of doing that on his own.  Meh, I just having fun anyway.

Here, let's reduce this faggorty with some Strap on Lesbian scene?

http://www.gfycat.com/ZealousDampBirdofparadise