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Riddle us this SpecGuru
« on: September 19, 2014, 03:58:29 am »




How is that one man who has publicly claimed to be from the Cleveland area an another man who is well known to be from a nation north of Cleveland, and one man who claims to be a hard working family man who has been with the same woman for his adult life with a kid that bats over .600 and another man who claims to be an adult who own a roofing company, and both who vehemently deny the common knowledge that they are the same person exhibit the above identical contradictory chronological posting patterns?

By contradictory I mean this. One of "you" allegedly has a kid who is a little league legend and is happily married (which assumes you help support this picture perfect American Dream family) and the other is a successful owner of a beady eyed floppy headed roofing company. If these are the facts how can it be that you can both be up until the wee hours of the morning posting in support of each others blatant bullshit?

I mean really? Do you both stay up all night posting until 4am or even 5am, go to work for 3 - 4 hours per day, and then post for another 18 - 20 hours per day with no sleep? These graphs can not be faked by your actions or mine. In other words no matter what you say from this point forward the proof of your "alt"tered demented behavior is in the pudding!

*snicker*

or if you prefer

*milkyway*

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Re: Riddle us this SpecGuru
« Reply #1 on: September 19, 2014, 04:05:07 am »
lol, inb4 spec lies and says he posts from his phone
inb4 spec lies and says he has a phone
inb4 spec

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Re: Riddle us this SpecGuru
« Reply #2 on: September 19, 2014, 04:17:12 am »
lol, inb4 spec lies and says he posts from his phone
inb4 spec lies and says he has a phone
inb4 spec


And.....the plot thickens.


Do they even HAVE phones in the great white north yet? Does it ever stop snowing long enough for anyone to use one? The questions just keep coming.

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Re: Riddle us this SpecGuru
« Reply #3 on: September 19, 2014, 04:23:57 am »
inb4dagruusesthephrasestarstruck

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Re: Riddle us this SpecGuru
« Reply #4 on: September 19, 2014, 04:24:04 am »
DIDNT READ
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Re: Riddle us this SpecGuru
« Reply #5 on: September 19, 2014, 04:29:47 am »

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Re: Riddle us this SpecGuru
« Reply #6 on: September 19, 2014, 06:00:50 am »
Yeah, right - I'm illiterate.
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Re: Riddle us this SpecGuru
« Reply #7 on: September 19, 2014, 06:17:12 am »
Spectroll has been revealed and has stopped posting  :oface:

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Re: Riddle us this SpecGuru
« Reply #8 on: September 19, 2014, 06:19:57 am »
you guys take this way too seriously.

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Re: Riddle us this SpecGuru
« Reply #9 on: September 19, 2014, 08:08:58 am »


A roofing company can't be "beady eyed (and) floppy headed".

tl/dr: didn't read

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Re: Riddle us this SpecGuru
« Reply #10 on: September 19, 2014, 10:19:09 am »
Helluva way to prove your "indifference" to us, huh Rodent? *giggles*

Nice photo shop skills, chump....here are the REAL statistics for my account...albeit I'm not quite sure how to print that cute little graph like you did....

http://www.intosanctuary.com/index.php?action=profile;area=statistics;u=288

Now any of the slobber lackeys still desperate to find "dirt" on me, don't you dare click that link and see what kind of obsessed little liar the Rodent really is.  8)

Also, AMAZING that 2 people living in the same time zone working day jobs primarily would have similar sleep patterns, huh? Go ahead, go on a massive Easter Egg hunt on that note, and show just how little you care (ELL OH FUCKIN ELL) while you continue to cling to my nuts with such a death grip.

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Re: Riddle us this SpecGuru
« Reply #11 on: September 19, 2014, 10:29:23 am »
wait a cotton-picking minute... in teh graphs TheDarkFaggit provided, from 11am-11pm both graphs don't even match! Now ain't that just the cat's pajamas! A straw man! And here I thought that was beneath our old friend, tDR.

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Re: Riddle us this SpecGuru
« Reply #12 on: September 19, 2014, 10:48:16 am »
And here I thought that was beneath our old friend, tDR.

*Giggles*

NOTHING is beneath him, and its amazing how desperate his attempts go to try to appear to even win just ONE argument online.  :P

Riddle for everyone else, there might even be a prize at the end:

What do you call a guy with so much egg on his face, floundering in his own emotional immaturity, so butthurt for being exposed for his foolishness time and time again.....that he takes a paint by number set to fabricate whatever point(?) he's trying to make, then sits back and hopes against hope that everyone just listens to him without clicking a link and doing the research on their own?

No hints beyond that, you are on your own.....

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Re: Riddle us this SpecGuru
« Reply #13 on: September 19, 2014, 10:54:05 am »
And here I thought that was beneath our old friend, tDR.

*Giggles*

NOTHING is beneath him, and its amazing how desperate his attempts go to try to appear to even win just ONE argument online.  :P

Riddle for everyone else, there might even be a prize at the end:

What do you call a guy with so much egg on his face, floundering in his own emotional immaturity, so butthurt for being exposed for his foolishness time and time again.....that he takes a paint by number set to fabricate whatever point(?) he's trying to make, then sits back and hopes against hope that everyone just listens to him without clicking a link and doing the research on their own?

No hints beyond that, you are on your own.....


You might find this amusing, but even at this late date I still see a splash of good in TheDarkRodent. It's kind of a Metaphysicist thing going on there. Maybe like a zok kind of thing, too. My vision is extremely clear and I can see things in certain people others may not be able to, and I do in fact see some kind of saving grace there, unbelievable as that might seem. All that bumbling around makes the whole situation even more... errr.. endearing, if I may dare to go that far.

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Re: Riddle us this SpecGuru
« Reply #14 on: September 19, 2014, 11:05:56 am »
TheDarkRodent.  Metaphysicist  zok

*tsk tsk*

Still the consumate optimist to the very end, huh? You are just a softie through and through.

The 3 you mentioned really are a nice set of peas in a pod. All cowards. All that get off on the power(?) a mod control panel gives them. All socially stunted weirdos that need the internet to mingle with people in any kind of setting with confidence (if you can call it that).

Now that you brought him up, what IS the status of Meta any how? Is he dead? Did he have another accident and is suffering even more? What's the real word on the streets, and not just colorful rumor?