when another driver does something retarded

[jerome]

are you the type of person to scream, curse, grunt, or raise an eyebrow in silence?

i usually just casually say "what the fack" or "cancer. cancer. cancer."

you guys?

[Ragus]

Yeah i'll just call them something, say somethng to myself sorta like theres someone else in the car im talking to.

Sometimes when I record my drives and watch a part of it and hear me saying something I hate it cause my voice sounds really gay, lol.

[aldra]

I usually do 'the unicorn', which involves wanking an invisible cock on your head. it usually takes them a minute to realise you're calling them a dickhead, and it makes them even madder that they didn't get it right away

[jerome]

actor, lol yeah excatly.

aldra, huh so you wave your hand like ther's a cock in it?

[aldra]

similar to this, move hand back and forth in a masturbatory motion

[jerome]

ohhhh bahhahahaa, that's actually pretty funny. the person probably gets confused, and then mad, but frustrated b/c  how the heck do you react to something like that.

[kroz]

lol I thought I was the only one and was bat shit crazy

[Umbrella Corp]

Usually just say "What the fuck, retard" to myself.

Occasionally if someone cuts me off or passes me then goes slower than me, I will speed past them and flip them off.

I HATE when you're going 40 mph down a main street, with nobody behind you, then some jackass just HAS to turn from a parking lot into your lane slow as fuck n make you hit your breaks.  This pisses me off so bad.  Like, the options should be either floor it to keep pace or wait until I pass you.  Just thinking about it irks me.

It takes major willpower to not just smash into their back end.  Would be their fault as I had the right of way. 

[Cooking with Zyklon B]

Anyone one else wish someone invented a type of paintball/label gun that you could just pop off a couple of shots at their vehicle that would leave a message along the lines of "caution: terrible driver" or "Baby on board stickers are not a permit for shitty driving" ?

ARGH! That's what gets me, asshats with those 'baby on board' stickers who drive like some twilight zone combination of a 95 year old chinese lady and a crackrabbit negress in a moomoo.

[Soso0]

Always keep a pack of eggs in the passenger seat.

[Michael Myers]

I have no idea. I don't even have a driver's license lol.

[Infinityshock]

Come to Florida...its common practice here to shoot at offending motorists

[Soso0]

Come to Florida...its common practice here to shoot at offending motorists

Shooting old people sounds fun

[Deviant]

I think the word "cunt" is a terrible word and I never use it.

Except when some dickhead pulls out in from of me and then proceeds to drive like they're driving a fucking golf cart

[Vanadate]

"Heh" If it effects someone else and just a sigh and a sour look after the initial shock if it effects me.