OK, first things first. Technically, there IS a rule for what you're talking about and that's the first rule. (Seriously, did you guys read them at all?)
1. No spam. This means completely useless posts or necrobumping without contributing to the thread.
But here's the question. Just how far are we gonna take this really? The next thing we need to do is judge whether or not oppenheimer's posts are completely useless to the thread or a forum.
The answer is no since he can still be understood and he's on topic at least somewhat, but in this case, ONLY BARELY.
Oppenheimer is right on the edge of getting infracted. This is where you guys are supposed to come in though.
You're supposed to beat him into shape.
To be very blunt, he needs to be flamed and/or ignored until he gets his act together with his posts. For some weird reason however, you guys have not done that. So what happened, people? This would have been done a long time ago on totse/totse2. Have the internetz really pussificated you this much over time with strict rules? I can understand that actually what with how long it's been but we need to get back into the swing of things.
I just sent oppenheimer a PM warning him against further "shitposting". Also, again, I want to establish that I am watching him and if I see just one post from opp that I can't understand at all, he's gonna be infracted. But for right now, I'm not gonna take any administrative action against him. If I could get you all to do just one thing though, that would be to trust me. I know I've never admined before. I know I've never ran a site in my life before this. But I'm not an idiot. I saw the censoring faggotry that totse.info did way back when and I will not have such unfair practices on my forum.
