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Offline Max Headroom

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Pissing in the sump pump
« on: September 16, 2014, 08:43:20 am »
So I was in my basement smoking some prolintane and I went and pissed in the sump pump like I usually do (that hole thats in the corner of basements to the sewer I guess) and mid stream I saw this giant ass spider and almost dropped my pipe into the fucking sump but jesus christ if that spider jumped on my dick I would an hero right there
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This is Max Headroom. I'M SPECIAL. I'M UNIQUE. I'M DIFFERENTIAL.
THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE AIR CONDITIONED TO THE USUAL.
THIS IS ME, MAX HEADLAMP. AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, YOU CAN STICKSHIFT IT IN YOUR EXHAUST PIPE AND CHOKE IT.
ASS SMOKE IT.

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Re: Pissing in the sump pump
« Reply #1 on: September 16, 2014, 09:08:10 am »
You're a pussy. I hope you manage to impale yourself on a section of EMT conduit and exsanguinate in front of all your friends and family.
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Re: Pissing in the sump pump
« Reply #2 on: September 16, 2014, 10:39:19 am »
Post pics or it didnt happen
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Re: Pissing in the sump pump
« Reply #3 on: September 16, 2014, 03:31:56 pm »
Quote from: Lucifer on September 16, 2014, 09:08:10 am
You're a pussy. I hope you manage to impale yourself on a section of EMT conduit and exsanguinate in front of all your friends and family.

I been tweaking for 2 days man fuck the shadow people fuck the benadryl spiders my basement looks like the setting of some shitty slasher film
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THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE AIR CONDITIONED TO THE USUAL.
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ASS SMOKE IT.

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Re: Pissing in the sump pump
« Reply #4 on: September 16, 2014, 07:05:52 pm »
was the spider real?
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Re: Pissing in the sump pump
« Reply #5 on: September 16, 2014, 07:06:15 pm »
dude wat if that spider is on u right now do u feel it crawling on u
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Re: Pissing in the sump pump
« Reply #6 on: September 16, 2014, 07:53:37 pm »
Lulz. That's disgusting.
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