I Mutilated my Genetalia!

[unbreakable matter]

I carved open my penis like a  freshly killed deer and sewed it back together. Why? So when I pull out my dick, girls will ask "omg what happened to your dick?" I can say

"Let's just say my dicks been through some shit

Literally"

Applause

[Infinityshock]

Fuck a guy in the ass and you can say the same thing

[unbreakable matter]

Fuck a guy in the ass and you can say the same thing

You're a fucking faggot who needs to stop posting. The point of mutilating me dick is to create the set up line, why the fuck do you always talk about faggot shit. Im figuring out how to put you ob ignore so I dont uave to read yout dumb, mundane, juvinile homosex posts. I suggest  anyone else who doesnt like faggotry to do the same

[Infinityshock]

Fuck a guy in the ass and you can say the same thing

....so I dont uave to read yout dumb, mundane, juvinile homosex posts.

Says the fucktard that just disfigured his cock for no other reason than to have a cheesy line that no chick would ever think is anything less than retarded

No worries...its not like you'll ever lose your virginity anyways

Stfu and go stick your dick into an electrical outlet.  Tell it your quaint little joke and see how it responds

Also: post pics or it didn't happen

[umop 3pisdn]

 Im figuring out

Read: I'm not trying, I'm doing it right now.

Your brain must work at an abominable speed.

[unbreakable matter]

 Im figuring out

Read: I'm not trying, I'm doing it right now.

Your brain must work at an abominable speed.

I made a thread about it instead bitch

[Soso0]

Post pics of your mutilated dick fucking lying faggot

[Infinityshock]

 Im figuring out

Read: I'm not trying, I'm doing it right now.

Your brain must work at an abominable speed.

I made a thread about it instead bitch

You falsely assume anyone gives half a squirrel fart about your idiot rantings.

Stop posting and go play in shark infested waters when you're on your period

[unbreakable matter]

Low IQ victims flock to my threads to try to point out obvious things in hopes my acknowledgement that tjey "got" something will gain my respect when in reality feeling the need to poiint that out means you're a faggot with a low IQ

[Infinityshock]

Low IQ victims flock to my threads to try to point out obvious things in hopes my acknowledgement that tjey "got" something will gain my respect when in reality feeling the need to poiint that out means you're a faggot with a low IQ

The bitch is suffering from delusions of grandeur

The walking diaper-rash pandemic doesn't realize everyone is making fun of him because hes a raging faggot and the only thing raging faggots deserve is to have their raging faggotry pointed out to them at every possible opportunity

[umop 3pisdn]

I made a thread about it instead bitch

Thanks for pointing that out, I was getting worried you wouldn't have.

[unbreakable matter]

Low IQ victims flock to my threads to try to point out obvious things in hopes my acknowledgement that tjey "got" something will gain my respect when in reality feeling the need to poiint that out means you're a faggot with a low IQ

The bitch is suffering from delusions of grandeur

The walking diaper-rash pandemic doesn't realize everyone is making fun of him because hes a raging faggot and the only thing raging faggots deserve is to have their raging faggotry pointed out to them at every possible opportunity

Im glad I rwad this post