How to mess with my deaf teacher

[mojo4567]

He keeps taking my phone the nigger. Any ideas

[Infinityshock]

Set the building on fire.  He won't hear the fire alarm and will die

[mojo4567]

Set the building on fire.  He won't hear the fire alarm and will die

He has a hearing dog so I can't

[unbreakable matter]

How deaf is he on a scale of your grandma to hellen keller

[Infinityshock]

Kill the dog first

[mojo4567]

How deaf is he on a scale of your grandma to hellen keller

He is like deaf, deaf. Like his ears might as well not exist deaf.

[Tungsten.Chromium]

Mess with the dog. 

Ultra high pitched sounds, laser pointers, squeeky dog toys, other misc. things that will make the dog freak out.  Maybe even sneak the dog a laxative or something hidden in a dog treat

[mojo4567]

Mess with the dog. 

Ultra high pitched sounds, laser pointers, squeeky dog toys, other misc. things that will make the dog freak out.  Maybe even sneak the dog a laxative or something hidden in a dog treat

Ohhh I like the high pitched sound ifea. Will report back later

[General Fault]

Get a mess of copper BB's and roll them across the floor.

Spitballs.

Mess with his desk. Tape stuff down. Hide things.

Take all the chalk/whiteboard markers.

Alternately take all the colored markers leaving only black, and take everything that can be used to erase the board.

Release large flying things in the room. Cicada, moths, mosquito hawks, anything.

Assault his other senses. Strong colognes, air fresheners with strange scents, hunting lure (deer piss), stink bombs.

Figure out a way to rig the lights to go off without you being out of your seat.

[Infinityshock]

toilet plunger left in the toilet before he goes to use it

[mojo4567]

Fuckkk so I just played a dog whistle app and it turns out that most people could hear it too. The deaf interpreter tatyled on me and I am sitting in the office. I have a couple grams on me so I am so fucked if they search my backpack. FML.

[Tungsten.Chromium]

Find out his personal number and have someone call him mid class, wait for him to answer, then get his attention and give him the "wtf really?" look.  Later spam text his phone for hours from a gmail or something.

Depending how well the dog is trained, you could try and whistle to get it to come to you instead of him.  Then point out to the class, "hey even his dog likes me better then him, what a loser."
 

[mojo4567]

Find out his personal number and have someone call him mid class, wait for him to answer, then get his attention and give him the "wtf really?" look.  Later spam text his phone for hours from a gmail or something.

Depending how well the dog is trained, you could try and whistle to get it to come to you instead of him.  Then point out to the class, "hey even his dog likes me better then him, what a loser."
 

Nigga ima go to jail I got no time for shits n giggles anymore

[Infinityshock]

Find out his personal number and have someone call him mid class, wait for him to answer, then get his attention and give him the "wtf really?" look.  Later spam text his phone for hours from a gmail or something.

Depending how well the dog is trained, you could try and whistle to get it to come to you instead of him.  Then point out to the class, "hey even his dog likes me better then him, what a loser."
 

Nigga ima go to jail I got no time for shits n giggles anymore

Speaking of shitting...you better go take a good one and enjoy it while you still can. Your asshole might be physically incapable of properly functioning after a few nights in the pokey

Post pics of the surprise butt seksing

[mojo4567]

its okay. I snuck my weed into my sleeve and am going to go to put it in my butt once they let me go to the bathroom